Here they are, everything you’ve always wanted and more: confessions of a college girl. It should be noted, though, I am only one girl and these are only my confessions. Seeing as I know how girls work very well, I imagine there are many more confessions out there. Even this list is not my exhaustive list of confessions (I’m trying to keep this at least semi-professional). Sit back, relax, and enjoy my recollection of some of the things I am about to confess to you.

1. Sometimes I go three days without showering

2. I don’t always take off my make-up before I go to sleep

3. I also don’t always brush my teeth before I go to sleep (I know, gross but like teeth brushing is a lot of work)

4. I know girls who are addicted to dry shampoo

5. I know girls who can spend like two hours doing their makeup

6. I have no idea what a contour kit is or an eyebrow kit

7. But I have watched YouTube tutorials on how to properly do makeup

8. I can eat copious amounts of food in one sitting, especially anything with cheese, grease, and potatoes

9. I eat, a lot

10. I burp, a lot

11. I’ve made more than six trips to the caf in a day before

12. I'm getting pretty dang good at taking mirror pic selfies

13. I loveee taking selfies

14. Sober and drunk selfies

15. I’ve worn a body-con skirt with a tight crop top too many times to count

16. I’ve made out with frat guys

17. I’ve gotten waaaay too drunk before

18. I’ve thought I was in love more than once

19. I’ve thought I was in love before

20. I’ve drunkenly wanted to steal people's shot glasses

21. I’ve binge-watched multiple series on Netflix to avoid anything that involves even a little bit of effort

22. I've said things like, WOAT, GOAT, extra, and retweet, even when I had no idea what they meant

23. I spend sooo much money at Starbucks

24. I often compare everything about myself to every other girl I see, in this order: body, face, clothes, shoes, arm candy, friends

25. I really want a selfie-stick

26. There are classes I barely passed

27. I’ve been depressed

28. I basically live off vodka waters when I go out to the bar

29. I’ve taken pictures of my friends while they’re passed out on the toilet

30. I’ve sent Snap Chats to my friends while I’m on the toilet

31. I’ve slapped way too many bags of wine

32. I’ve Snap Chatted pictures of my friends while I’m picking them up from one-night stands

33. I’ve posted a Snap Story that’s a million minutes long because I was *feeling myself*

34. I’ve obsessed over how many likes, retweets, and views I get on social media

35. I doubt my academic abilities

36. I doubt my professional abilities

37. College has simultaneously been the best and worst time of my life

38. I can spend over 20 minutes picking at blemishes and flaws on my skin

39. I’ve cried more times than I could even begin to count. They aren’t all sad tears, though. College is an emotional time for a girl

40. I own too many chokers

41. And crop tops

42. And bodysuits

43. And different colors of converse

44. I've gotten ready just to take pictures (then go back to bed/watching something on Netflix) before

45. I’ve stalked multiple people on Instagram

46. I’ve used Tinder

47. I’ve gone on Tinder dates

48. I dated someone I met from Tinder

49. I’ve obsessed over boys, like even more than in high school

50. I’ve contemplated using money to get a better grade in a class

51. I’ve been sexually harassed

52. I’ve felt scared and alone

53. I can sit with my friends and talk s**t about other people for longer than I’m willing to admit

54. I suck at taking/getting pictures when I'm out/doing cool things

55. It's super easy for me to feel left out

56. I get really bad social anxiety

57. I’ve met the most amazing people, like ever

58. There are some people I’ve met who I absolutely cannot stand

59. I like to say college has helped me find out who I am, which is unapologetically myself

60. I talk for a very long time in the bathroom when I’m drunk

61. I talk a lot in general when I’m drunk

62. I talk a lot

63. I love the sound of my own voice

64. I’ve left my landlord a drunk voicemail (still mortified)

65. I’ve met the loves of my life

66. I’ve fallen in love

67. My life has been changed so dramatically that sometimes it scares the living daylights out of me, but most days, I look up and thank my lucky leader above for even making it possible for me to be at college.