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Confessions Of A Coffee-aholic

Coffee is life.

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Confessions Of A Coffee-aholic
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Do you find yourself craving coffee all the time? Will you sometimes go out of your way to get coffee? If you said yes to either of these questions, you may be a coffee-aholic. But don't worry, there isn't a cure, but that's a good thing. Why would you want to cure your coffee addiction? Coffee is life.

I am the worst offender when it comes to a coffee addiction. Okay, maybe not the worst but I definitely really like it. When you're in college or out in the "real world," sometimes you just need caffeine to keep you going. That's how it starts out at least. Eventually, you need coffee at all hours of the day because it's the greatest tasting thing ever in your mind.

1. There is no possible way you are able to start your day without a cup of coffee.

You can't function before you've had your first cup of coffee. The first thing you do every morning is walk over to your Keurig coffee pot and brew a cup.


2. You always say yes when the waiter or waitress asks if you want more coffee at a diner.

It's unlimited coffee. What more could you want?

3. You never say no when the waiter or waitress asks if you'll be having coffee or desert.

You couldn't think of a better way to end a great dinner. Regular or decaf, it doesn't matter to you. Coffee is coffee so there is always a yes after that question.

4. You can't drive anywhere further than thirty minutes without stopping at Dunkin' or Starbucks.

You never know if you might get tired while driving, and you definitely don't want to fall asleep. You are just taking precautionary measures. It's also just happens to be your driving tradition. It's a win, win.

5. You will always say yes when someone asks if you want to go on a coffee run.

Even if you already drove to Dunkin' that day, the second someone says they want to go you say "me too" and might even offer to drive.

6. You get very, very cranky if you haven't had any coffee.

Even if you woke up and had your morning coffee, if you miss your after class coffee or before studying coffee, everyone better watch out.

7. You get excited when you walk past a coffee shop while shopping.

There is no better feeling than spotting a coffee shop sign when you weren't expecting it. You have to stop whatever you are doing, and drag whoever you are shopping with, to go get a cup.

8. You have to take a snapchat with your coffee.

You are making sure that people know you went to Starbucks or Dunkin' that day. If you went somewhere fancy for coffee, that is a must-document event that may even end up on Instagram.

9. You always make sure to pay through the phone apps so you can get the rewards.

Sometimes a free coffee just tastes better.

10. There is such thing as too much as a great thing.

You automatically know you've hit your daily limit when you find yourself having to do laps around the library to burn off all the energy from caffeine.


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