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Shoutout To My Computer FBI Agent For Sticking With Me, Even Through These 17 Things

FBI Agent, I'm sure you're reading this. I hope you like it.

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Apr 12, 2019

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Shoutout To My Computer FBI Agent For Sticking With Me, Even Through These 17 Things

Emily Henrichs

When I sing off-key to literally every song on my playlist

Sorry, Agent! Thanks for sticking around through those awful high notes!

When I cried my eyes out watching "P.S. I Love You"

I know you cry, too.

All of the memes we have laughed at together

Bro, you already KNOW.

The time or should I say times, when I watched Vine compilations for an ungodly amount of time

Thanks for that.

When I cried over my research paper

YA FEEL?!

When I submitted my research paper literally 47 seconds before it was due

We did it! Well, I did it!

When I balled out on cooking, hair, and makeover games

Embarassing, but I was so bored.

When I yelled at all of the hockey games

You probably think I'm crazy.

When I picked my nose, I know gross. At least my FBI Agent is still with me.

When ya gotta do it, ya gotta do it.

When I read old news articles until 4 a.m.

It's all so interesting!!!

Every time I talked about my boring day

Sorry, bro.

When I panic-ordered Insomnia Cookies at 1 a.m. because I was lonely

They're just so good!!!!!

When I decided it would be a great idea to make some sketchy but viral stuff

We've all been there.

When I made you sit through an eight-hour "How I Met Your Mother" binge

We laughed AND cried.

When we chatted about that cute boy at the bar

My FBI Agent knows too much.

The time we went to the coffee shop all day and did homework

Thanks for watching me cry over math.

Sitting through this

Hey! Thanks, dude!

I don't know my FBI Agent, but I'm sure they're a great person! They put up with me, so they kind of have to be.

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FBI Agent, I'm sure you're reading this. I hope you like it.

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When I sing off-key to literally every song on my playlist

When I cried my eyes out watching "P.S. I Love You"

All of the memes we have laughed at together

The time or should I say times, when I watched Vine compilations for an ungodly amount of time

When I cried over my research paper

When I submitted my research paper literally 47 seconds before it was due

When I balled out on cooking, hair, and makeover games

When I yelled at all of the hockey games

When I picked my nose, I know gross. At least my FBI Agent is still with me.

When I read old news articles until 4 a.m.

Every time I talked about my boring day

When I panic-ordered Insomnia Cookies at 1 a.m. because I was lonely

When I decided it would be a great idea to make some sketchy but viral stuff

When I made you sit through an eight-hour "How I Met Your Mother" binge

When we chatted about that cute boy at the bar

The time we went to the coffee shop all day and did homework

Sitting through this

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83% of my trends in college would have been shamed in high school.

1. Eat

2. Be seen running across campus

3. Sleep

4. Skip Class

5. Blurt out

6. Wear dresses

7. Wear Crocs

8.Run on 4 hours of sleep

9. Use a Laptop

10. Crying

Because smiling gives you wrinkles.

1. “When I first met you, I thought you were a b*tch.”

2. Somebody asks you if you’re mad at them at least once a day.

3. You always look unamused. Even when you are very amused.

4. Anna Wintour is your spirit animal.

5. You are never approached by people who are tabling on campus.

6. You have to practice smiling before you get your photo taken.

7. The word “judgmental” is thrown at you on the daily.

8. You make people visibly uncomfortable in section by glancing at them.

9. Your parents thought that this was just part of a teenage phase, but this is actually just your face.

10. Your face could get you out of jury duty.

It hits hard in college.

1. Excitement of the final year

2. Trying to take easy classes to make it out alive

3. Does attendance count for a grade?

4. Skipping once won't hurt me

5. Wait that is due?

6. I'm just trying to graduate

7. I'll just do this assignment during my other class

8. Patiently waiting

9. Rejection

10. Accepting that you might have gotten a degree for nothing

11. Probably should have studied for that test

12. Sanity > class

13. Finally an acceptance letter

14. Oh yeah, finals

15. Graduating!

You might not see them everyday anymore, but you're still friends and your text messages prove it.

1. "Should I skip class today?"

2. "Did you hear ________ is engaged?"

3. "When are you coming home?"

4. "I finally talked to the cute guy in my science lecture."

5. GIFs, on GIFs, on GIFs.

6. "I saw the cutest puppy on my walk to class this morning!"

7. "Do you remember when we ________ at ________?"

8. "I miss you."

Sometimes these things are both necessary and inevitable.

1. Spending their money - when they actually don't have any.

2. Take naps. Lots of naps.

3. Staying up late binge-watching a Netflix show when you have an early class.

4. Skip a class to do something completely unnecessary.

5. Putting all your homework off for the night before it's due just so you can do nothing for a night.

6. Going out on a Thursday night when you have a test the next day.

7. Making impulsive decisions.

8. Write an important paper in one night.

9. Classifying Ramen as your main food group.

10. Going on late night food runs - and I mean really late.

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