Dating in college is hard, but dating at a Christian college is arguably quite a bit harder because not only do you have to study and learn how to be an adult, but you have to carve out time for chapel, bible studies, alone time with God, and church. Trying to find a man who loves Jesus while doing all of these things is hard, but if you leave it to God and his perfect timing, he’ll lead you there no problem. However, God also says that He helps those who help themselves, so here’s some tried and true pick-up lines to real your Godly man in, and some solid, biblical advice to keep him right by your side while also leaving more than enough room for Jesus.

Pick up lines

• Is it hot in here? Or is it the Holy Spirit burning inside you?
• I was reading through the book of numbers when I realized, I don’t have yours.
• I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents. Saved.
• I heard Jesus called you. Mind if I do the same?
• The bible says to think about whatever is pure and lovely, so I’ve been thinking about you all day.
• Hey girl/boy, you put the stud in bible study.
• Hey girl, modest is hottest, and you’re on fire.
• Hey girl, do you prefer “sloppy wet”, or “unforeseen”?
• The Bible says to “Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry.” So, how about dinner tonight?
• You’re sweeter and hotter than the cookies that you bake for your small group every week.
• Hey girl, you know what the temple veil and I have in common? We’re both ripped.
• It took God seven days to create the world, but it will only take seven digits to change mine.
• Call me Pharaoh because I won’t let you go.

Advice

• Let me sell you an indulgence because it’s a sin to look as good as you do.
• Sit next to him in bible study so you can hold his hand during prayer.
• If he gives you a ride to church, that means things are getting serious and you need to start picking out colors for your wedding.
• Buy him sticky notes and highlighters in his favorite color for his bible.
• Find a boyfriend by fall so you can get the ring by spring
  • **avoid the Turkey-drop by dating after Thanksgiving**
• Get your shaking hand ready for when you meet the parents because they will be present on at least the first three dates.
• Always bring a chaperone on dates to ward off the devil.
• Make sure your radio pre-sets are set to all Christian music stations to show them how rad your Jesus Jams are.
• Memorize bible verses for every occasion in case you’re ever unsure how to respond in a conversation. Woo them with your biblical knowledge. Woo them real good.

Now, go get ‘em, tiger.