The following is a detailed study of the Campus Center Food Court. Names and identities have been withheld for the purpose of privacy. Feel free to casually scroll through next time you find yourself digging into a burrito bowl.
1. That guy who lives here
You've probably seen him around from time to time... to time. He always occupies the table furthest away from the food. You know, the one with the outlets and such. Guy Who Lives Here can usually be found enjoying a cup of coffee while orchestrating his way through the complexities of CS homework. Next time you are in the CC and happen to catch GWLH in his natural habitat, consider introducing yourself and bringing him cookies. I hear he is friendly.
2. Girl who spreads her stuff across the table
More often than not, she is really, really cold and consistently wears a beanie and hoodie. She likes to unpack her home lunch on one of the larger square tables and sprawl her books across it. As she eats, she keeps a napkin close by in order to be able to work and eat simultaneously. Noon to 1 PM is not her primetime for the CC, since the tables are usually packed with people. No table, no girl who spreads her stuff across the table.
3. The Social Dance Club
Nothing livens up the place like a visit from the Social Dance Club. The floor is filled with lively swing music while you enjoy your Tuesday night dinner. If you ask politely, you can even join in for a lesson or two!
4. The Octotable
Inevitably, the smaller tables on the stage will be pushed together during lunchtimes on Wednesdays in order to fit a larger friend group. Observe, respect and commend the power of friendship.
5. The awesome Chartwells team
That's right. Never forget the hand that feeds you. Always say hello and thank you to your favorite catering team on campus. Their diligence and friendliness couldn't go unnoticed!