"I like my coffee like I like my men: tall, dark, and rich."
We just finished the first round of tests here at TCU, and needless to say, I'm still exhausted. In one day alone, my roommates and I had a total of five tests. Thinking about it makes my brain hurt.
However, coffee exists.
Isn't that enough to make your heart pitter patter (and hopefully not from caffeine-induced cardiac arrest)?
I gave up coffee for Lent last year, and only by the grace of God did I survive. I am feeling a bit sentimental today, so lets celebrate the top things about our favorite thing: coffee.
- There is a Starbucks on every corner. With almost 13,000 stores in America alone, you're never left without.
- It's one of the best parts of traveling.
- It goes well with all different types of food. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, fourth meal, snacks--it's good with every meal.
- It makes you wake up, or at least make you want to get out of bed.
- It's perfect for all seasons. Whether you switch to hot coffee in the winter or not, there is no wrong time to drink coffee.
- It's encouraged (and often provided) in the workplace. I'm not sure we'd survive at my internship without a nice pot of coffee in trendy mugs.
- Even if it's bad coffee, it's still coffee.
- It goes perfectly with that new book you've been dying to open.
- You can microwave it. Double your productivity and your coffee intake with one machine.
- The smell. I need a coffee-scented candle. Or perfume.
- Black coffee has almost 0 calories. Drink up.
- Rainy days and coffee. Enough said.
- Many different foods come in a coffee flavor. So you can have coffee without actually having coffee.
- Cute mugs and cups. When fall or winter cups come out at Starbs, it's like a national holiday, but at our house, we've got cabinets upon cabinets of themed mugs for a cheaper alternative.
- Someone want to buy this for me?
- It's a great way to tell someone's personality. I'm a black coffee kind of girl, but apparently, I give off a "pumpkin spice latte" look to some.
- Coffee art.
- Some restaurants do all-you-can-drink coffee. Dangerous, deadly, and delicious.
- Artsy Instagram posts of coffee art.
- Who needs sleep when you've got coffee? Okay, I do, but whether I sleep or not, it's the perfect pick-me-up.
- People all over the world drink coffee.
- Starbucks makes "puppichinos."
I apologize for any cravings this post has caused.