Is it weird if I spend more time thinking about getting CFA nuggets after school then I do literally ANYTHING else?
Cause I do.
And I'm low-key proud of my level of commitment. CFA is my 2nd home and nuggets are my boyfriend. If you spend all your money and time with them and all your friends are jealous, then honey you are in a relationship.
Woohoo! But look, if you're on the fence here are the signs -
1. Your heart beats faster when you see the red - neon sign
It's mouthwatering handsome
2. You drive there every Sunday
Then realize its closed and there you are, heartbroken
3. The CFA calendar is your Jesus Christ
Free food each month!!!! I can't think of anything better
4. You eat more nuggets than you drink coffee (and its a lot of coffee too)
And you wonder why you're broke
5. You eat all the little-fried bites from the box even when there is no chicken left
Ladies, let's be real with each other.. its the best part!
6. You spend your last $3.29 to buy a sandwich
It's all car change and gas money for a taste of happiness
7. CFA is your number 1 date spot
It's better than being home cause it is home!!
8. McDonald's is the ex-girlfriend
Ew. Who even is she?
9. The Dwarf House was like a dream come true
Have you ever felt more privileged in your life?