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Comedy Central Presents: The Roast of Ann Coulter featuring Rob Lowe

The Roast of Ann Coulter featuring Rob Lowe

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Comedy Central Presents: The Roast of Ann Coulter featuring Rob Lowe

This Monday, Comedy Central aired Comedy Central Presents: The Roast of Rob Lowe.

Even though the man of the hour was Rob Lowe, it seemed to be more of a hybrid roast of both Lowe and guest roaster Ann Coulter. Comics at this special included David Spade (the host), Nikki Glasser, Jeffrey Ross, Rob Riggle, Peyton Manning, Jimmy Carr, Ralph Macchio, and Jewel

For any of you who live under a rock and don't know who Ann Coulter is, she is a conservative Republican who has published over a dozen books. Her most recent book is called "In Trump We Trust".

Some of her other Pulitzer-worthy masterpieces include:

And my personal favorite:

For any of you who aren't aware of his lovely woman's political views (she is a WOMAN voting for Trump which says a lot), she is anti-gay rights, anti-Muslim, anti-immigration, incredibly racist, and wants to overturn Roe vs. Wade.

When I saw that she was on the line-up for the Roast, I was rather confused. But as I watched the Comedy Central special, I realized that the only reason Coulter was invited (it certainly wasn't for her comedic talents) was for everyone to rip her apart all night.

(Not that I'm complaining).

So without further a due, I present my favorite (and not too wildly inappropriate) wig-snatching Ann Coulter jokes from The Roast of Rob Lowe.

Nikki Glaser

“Ann Coulter has written 11 books, 12 if you include Mein Kampf.”

"The only person you will ever make happy is the Mexican who digs your grave."

Jewel

“I do want to say as a feminist that I can’t support everything that’s been said tonight. But as someone who hates Ann Coulter, I’m delighted.”

“Jeff Ross is going to party like it’s 1999. Ann Coulter is going to vote like it’s 1899.”

David Spade

“Ann hopes the Republicans can hold onto the House so she can still haunt it.”

"It looks like she's having a good time. I haven't seen her laugh this hard since Trayvon Martin got shot."

"Ann seems stiff and conservative, but she gets wild in the sheets — just ask the Klan."

"Is Pete [Davidson] white? Is he black? Ann Coulter needs to know, so she can decide if she hates him."

Pete Davidson

“Ann Coulter is here. If you are here, Ann, who is scaring the crows away from our crops?”

"Last year we had Martha Stewart, who sells sheets, and now we have Ann Coulter, who cuts eyeholes in them."

Rob Lowe


“Ann, after your set tonight, we’ve all witnessed the first bombing that you can’t blame on a Muslim.”

"It's 56 days until Halloween. I can see that Ann Coulter is already in her skeleton costume."

Peyton Manning

“I’m not the only athlete up here. As you know earlier this year, Ann Coulter won the Kentucky Derby.”

Jeffrey Ross


“How do I roast someone from hell? Ann, you are the only woman ever to sexually harass Roger Ailes.”

“Ann is against gay marriage. What is your thinking on that? If I can’t get a husband, they can’t either?

"Ann Coulter wants to help Trump make America great again. You can start by wearing a burka. You have a face that would make doves cry. That voice, it's like fingernails on a chalkboard in an inner-city school you wanna defund."

Disclamer: Every time the camera panned to Ann Coulter's face, this was her face (she never once cracked a smile)

Want to see The Roast of Ann Coulter featuring Rob Lowe? Check out this awesome video that has all of the funniest jokes (some were too mean for this article).

Enjoy, and keep on hating Ann Coulter!

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