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A College Girl's Letter to Santa

Doing Christmas a little differently this year

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A College Girl's Letter to Santa

Dear Santa,

For Christmas this year, I would like nothing more than cash. Not giftcards, not trust fund money, I want cold hard cash. On top of that, I've been really stressed out lately and you know how I get when that happens, so I'd appreciate something for the stress. To take the edge off. If you know what I mean. Here are a couple of other things that I definitely need for Christmas this year, thanks homie.

1. A matching bra and underwear set that is too cute to ever actually wear.

2. Make me financially stable enough to care for a puppy and then make sure it stays a puppy forever.

3. I would like to be immune to gaining weight over Christmas vacation because, let's be real, I should have a hall pass on this one.

4. I never want my cabinets in my kitchen at school to be empty, ever. And no vegetables- with the exception of guacamole.

5. Good grades on my finals.

6. Fuzzy socks- you can not have too many, don't fight me on this.

7. K-Cups!!!!!!!!

8. Candles. Coziness is a priority.

9. Chocolate.

10. Someone else to pay for my spotify premium.

11. A personal assistant.

12. A neck pillow. I have sensitive muscles, okay.

13. Fairy lights because I'm basic :)

14. A fund specifically to pay for my gas and also my Dunkin' Donuts.

15. An extra day after Sunday and before Monday.

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