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College As Told By Sue Sylvester

You think this is hard? Try living on Ramen Noodles for four years. That's hard.

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Although "Glee" ended years ago, everyone still remembers the classic character, Sue Sylvester. From her hilarious lines to her borderline creepy obsession with the glee club, Sue was such a staple part of the show. But did you know that Sue is much more similar to us college students than you'd think?

You'll wear sweats no matter what the occasion.

You might write some pretty mediocre essays the night before but you'll be glad you just got them done.

Parties are usually too crowded and not as fun as you thought they would be.

But that doesn't stop you from getting a little too drunk.

Trying to eat healthy is a real struggle.

And your emotions are all over the place from your sleep schedule.

When you do want to sleep, someone will be blaring their music.

Your teacher might put something on the test that wasn't mentioned before.

When people ask how many cups of coffee you've had, you tell them the truth.

You don't like to admit it, but you get in on the campus gossip every now and then.

On many occasions, you will attempt to go to the gym, but might not do much working out.

You'll have good days and bad days.

But at the end of the day, you're just glad you've come this far.

And hey, that's pretty badass.

And that's how Sue C's it.


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