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College As Told By Lady Gaga's Super Bowl Performance

Tom Brady may have stolen the show, but Lady Gaga stole our hearts!

Emily Marcus
Feb 07, 2017
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Little Monsters, you may have noticed that there was a football game in the middle of Lady Gaga's concert on Sunday! Needless to say, the queen slayed per usual in what was an engaging and exciting performance with incredible effects. But also, Gaga's stunts may hold a totally different meaning for college students struggling to get back on track after winter break...

1. When you run into the person who’s Venmo request you’ve been ignoring/avoiding all week because you’re broke.


2. You’re late to discussion but no one notices because you’ve actually done the reading for once, and you’re ready to go.


3. When you've just about had it with your Uber driver who can't seem to figure out where you are.



4. Your GPA is rapidly declining. You’re over-scheduled and under-caffinated. You haven’t gone to the gym in weeks and there are boxes of pizza piled up by your door. But when worst comes to worst, take a minute and shake it off, because you’re going to get through this!


5. When your song comes on and someone else tries to get in your space. #Nope


6. Every college girl when 'Closer' comes on.


7. Backing up from your responsibilities like...



8. The incredibly rewarding feeling you get when you’ve accurately explained to your Postmates delivery man how to get to your dorm. Better late than never!


9. You and your squad have mastered the art of turning every outing into a photoshoot.



10. BRB hosting a candle light vigil to mourn my GPA.


11. When you’re at a party and your bestie is drunkenly flirting with someone she would never go for, you slyly swoop in and get her out of there.


12. The completely empowering feeling you harness while telling off your ex fling because you finally know that you deserve so much better.


13. When you’re all posed and ready to take a cute picture, but the background lighting is ruining your aesthetic.


14. Despite all of the times you’ve showed up to office hours and participated in class discussions, your professor won’t round your grade. Needless to say, you’re totally sassy and unsatisfied.


14. When your friends who took the final exam before you quickly try to give you last minute answers before you walk into the classroom and face your destiny.


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