With it being the month of August, going back to college is on a lot of people's minds. College is such a sore topic, I figured, "Why not add in some Disney Princesses?" The following list is what every college students thinks, but in the words of Disney Princesses, because, why not?
1. Sleeping is my favorite hobby, but I have absolutely no time for it anymore. A dream really is a wish that your heart makes...while you're sitting in class.
I've got fractions and decimals aplenty
I've got whozits and whatzits galore
You want thingamabobs? I got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal...
I have the wrong answer.
3. I feel trapped in a tower for hours, wishing and hoping to be able to explore the world outside of the classroom.
4. How am I supposed to find my true love and marry when all I do is go to class and study?
5. Every time someone sees me, I have a book in my hand, cramming in that last chapter before class starts.
I have no time to socialize with anyone in the halls or library.6. I wish upon a star that a prince comes along with a glass slipper that fits so that I can drop out of college and be a princess.
7. I feel as though each of the seven dwarfs is following me, holding an assignment that is due that I have yet to complete.
8. My cooking is a thousand times better than any food served on campus.
9. I can’t wait to graduate. I can’t stand being stuck on this campus any longer.
10. I'm only taking this art class because I attend a liberal arts college. I'll just paint with the colors of the wind.
Disney Princesses just make everything better, even college.
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