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College As Told By Chandler Bing

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College As Told By Chandler Bing

This fan-favorite Friends character is loved for his sarcasm and witty remarks. What better character to tell the unforgettable story of college than Chandler Bing?

During syllabus week, you're all like...

You and your friends are all excited to be reunited in the place you call home.

Where all of your friends start having school/boy crises, and you're just like...

But then it suddenly seems as though everyone has gotten their life together except you.

So you stress eat.


And your roommates witness you at your strangest.


Nothing is improved by the people living below you raging all night.


So you wake up feeling some type of way.

And you happily make the decision to go out later that night.

You're pumped until someone cuts in front of you in line.

But all is forgotten once you're in and the DJ plays your favorite song.

On the way home you make the (regretful) decision to drunk eat.

And you wake up with (many) regrets.

Nothing starts a day like a massive hangover.

So you struggle to stay awake during class.


Consequently zoning out lecture for five (or more) minutes.

Then the professor announces a pop quiz.

But by the end of class you're over it because you met a boy.

Except other girls want him too, and you're like, "pick me."


And he does!

So you make moves.

But someone catches feelings.


And (surprise!) you're alone again.

Next thing you know it's finals week.

You're discovering newfound abilities at 4 a.m.

You walk out of the room thinking you aced it.

Until you receive your scores.

But then you realize it's now summer.

As you reflect, you know it's been a solid year.

Peace, Love, Chandler Bing.


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