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Being in College As Told By Spongebob

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Being in College As Told By Spongebob

Everyone has similar experiences throughout college. Here are a few experiences I have personally had throughout my freshman year. Here is college according to Spongebob..

1. Feeling like this on the first day of classes


2. Meeting your roommate for the first time


3. Your motto when you roll out of bed for your 9 a.m.


4. Getting sick at school and having to go to the nurse


5. When you see someone cute on campus


6. When you realize they are in a relationship


7. Being mom for a friend who is sick in bed


8. How we eat after spending a full day in the library


9. How you feel after eating dining hall food


10. How you feel when you don't understand your professors lecture


11. When you have a paper due and your computer stops working


12. How you feel on your night out


13. When you get the aux at a party


14. How you think dance when you go out

vs. how you actually dance


15. How to be classy when you go out


16. How you feel after you hit the gym once a semester


17. Having to go to the dining hall during the winter


18. When you receive grandmas cookies and money in the mail (because you're a broke college student)


20. That mental breakdown you have before finals


21. When you give up and grab your textbook and hit yourself with it hoping that the information will enter your brain through diffusion.


22. When you're ready to take the final


23. When you're getting ready for finals after pulling an all nighter..


24. Crying tears of joy because finals week is over


25. When you realize you won't be with your friends for 3 months


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