1. Ahhh, it's so nice to be home
Buckingham Palace ain't got nothing on this place
2. OMG my pups!! I missed you doggos so much
Just accept my love. Pls. Love me back, I've been gone for 8 months. I'm begging.
3. Wow this queen bed is so big
*cue sleeping in a starfish position*
4. Finally a bedroom to myself
Headphones? I don't know her.
5. But wait, it's kinda scary sleeping in a dark room alone again
"Hello? Are there any ghosts in here?"
6. Sooooooo, no more meal plan?
Are you sure the local Chick-Fil-A doesn't accept meal swipes?
7. Who am I supposed to annoy at 2am if my friends don't live down the hall anymore?
2:30 AM: "Mom? Dad? Wanna go get french fries with me? Maybe watch a movie?"
*Snoring*
"Okay maybe tomorrow...Sorry for bothering you. Okay good talk!"
8. "Mom you're going to do my laundry now, right?"
I mean it's kinda your job isn't it?
No? Okay yes ma'am I will do my own laundry no problemo, aye aye captain!
9. Me and my friends are going to spend every day together
*Me talking to myself through the camera on Snapchat*:
"So we're approaching day four with zero human interaction. Pretty good work, but we could do better!"
10. Yes, final grades are in! Can't wait to see what I got this semester!
*Slowly closes computer screen*
11. Do I really have to ask my parents to leave the house?
*Doesn't Ask*:
Mom: "HOW DARE YOU LEAVE THIS HOUSE WITHOUT OUR PERMISSION! YOU LIVE UNDER OUR ROOF AND WILL ABIDE BY OUR RULES."
*Asks*:
Mom: "Oh honey you're an adult now, you don't have to ask! Come and go as you please!"
12. Chores? Yea no thank you.
They've been doing them without me for months. They're all set.
13. Wait, so forreal though.. do restaurants in town take my meal plan?
Bank Account: $5.93
*Whispers to worker* "I won't tell if you don't. Just swipe my school ID, see if it works."
14. Will my Juul set off the fire alarm in my bedroom?
Probably.
*Rips Juul*
15. I kinda underestimated how weird it would be to hang out with people from my high school again.
"Oh no you haven't changed a bit Janice! Your baby is so cute lol."
*Awkwardly laughs*
16. Why do my old friends have new friends?
I don't like this, not one bit.
17. Can they tell that I'm not really listening to their stories about school?
"Yeah haha Delta Sigma Mu sounds sooooo dope Chad, that's ~wild~ that you had late nights three times a week lol!"
"Oh you snuck into the football stadium when the gates were unlocked?? That's crazy, you're crazy, school sounds... crazy!"
18. I'm bored. How long until I can go back to school?
Is it too late for a summer intersession?
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