Throughout the week, there are typically a few things that run through every college student's mind.
"How is it already Monday?"
Because let's be real, the weekdays drag on and the weekends happen in the blink of an eye.
"If I skip breakfast I can sleep for an extra ten minutes."
Yeah, it's the most important meal of the day, but more sleep is way better.
"It's only Tuesday..."
SERIOUSLY THE WEEK DRAGS ON.
"Can I skip the same class that I skipped last week or is that too obvious?"
Definitely make sure you have a schedule for what classes you can skip and when.
"When can I take a nap?"
Never, and I mean never miss a napping opportunity.
"How much do you think $5 could buy me at Taco Bell?"
A lot, so go and feast my friend!
"To dress up or wear a T-shirt and norts."
Let's be real...norts and T-shirts.
"If I fail this test will it really affect my grade that badly?"
Let's just make everyone feel better and say naaahhh.
"If I throw myself down the stairs and break a couple of bones, how much school work could I get out of?"
Honestly, though, everyone probably thinks this one daily.
"I hate everyone."
There's just a certain part of the week where everyone hits this point.
"I'm dropping out of school."
This thought probably happens on Wednesday where the end of the week just seems so far away.
"PRAISE THE LORD TOMORROW IS FRIDAY"
Because we live for Fridays
"IT IS FRIDAY"
There IS a light at the end of the tunnel.
"Saturdays are a gift from the good Lord above."
Because they 100% are.
"Tomorrow is Monday...kill me."
The worst thing about Sunday, realizing tomorrow is Monday.
"I don't know if I can make it through another week."
Just keep swimming.
"How is it already Monday?"
And we're back.
