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Every College Student's Thoughts on Food

Do I want to walk all the way to the cafeteria?

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Every College Student's Thoughts on Food

We've all been there. Food is something we cherish as college students all across the world. We spend every penny left we have from our broke-selves on food. Here are some thoughts you might have had in the past week or semester:

This food here is going to be so much better than my high school’s hallelujah

omg they have a taco bar

I can finally play with my food without my parents yelling at me

I'm gonna die because I get to eat Chickfila every. single. day.

Oooh I can eat grilled chicken nuggets at Chick-fil-A without getting fat

I’ll never be able to live without bagels

Well today I’ll have to because I’m late for my 8 am

Should I get some coffee or should I just die

Do I want to walk allthe way to the cafeteria?

How do they even pass this off as meat

They didn’t even cook this all the way through

Salads. The only thing good here is salads.

Oh those fried chicken tenders are good too

I just want to sit down and eat a bunch of cookie dough

*eats cookie dough* Nobody has ever gotten salmonella poisoning from eating this.

What is water?

Okay, if I don't get some caffeine I WILL die

Why are the best things here the ice cream and cookies

*student activities hands out free food* I’ve never felt so blessed in my entire life

Why did I ever dislike any of my mom's food

I miss my mom

I miss her food

I miss eating out

I want some Texas roadhouse bread rolls

*Feels guilty entire meal eating out*

Yummy rolls

OH! I have that Starbucks gift card from Christmas

"Hi, I'd like a venti anything pls. Just anything. With caffeine"

Moooooommmmmm please make me some food and send it here asap

Preferably Lasagna

Or I could make it. But I don’t have an oven…or money to buy ingredients

Then how come I spent $4 at yogurt mountain and my life savings at chipotle yesterday

Oh yeah, because of that late night Target run

*messages entire hall just for a bag of fruit snacks*

*Runs down to the bottom floor because fruit snacks*

I will not eat ramen noodles

Nope. I’ll just eat this candy from Halloween last year.

I love candy.

I love food.

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