The holidays are a joyful and stressful time when college students have to start thinking about finals and what they want for Christmas. Most of us are delirious, sleep deprived, and ready to go home. We have a lot of things on our wish list, but not all of them are things we can buy. This is a list of everything that we wish we could have during these hard last weeks at school.
1. To ace all of our finals.
2.To end the semester with a decent GPA.
3. More sleep.
4. Extra money.
5. Less stress.
6. Clothes.
Because this is us:
7. A free meal that actually tastes good.
8. For tuition to already be paid for.
9. More time.
10. To magically have our diplomas already.
11. All of the coffee, all of it.
12. Professors not to teach new material during dead week.
13. Free energy drinks.
14. Speed-of-light travel so it doesn’t take as long to drive get home.
15. Less parking tickets.
16. To not have to walk to classes in the bitter cold.
17. For the weather to make it’s mind up.
18. Closer parking for students to the campus.
19. More energy.
20. To be able to not have to study, but still make an A.
But in reality: