Once summer rolls around every college student takes a huge, collective sigh in relief. No more finals. No more papers. No more 8 AM classes. We’re finally free and most of us are looking to stay that way. With little responsibility and no professors or deadlines looming over our heads we’re pretty much just immobile weirdos all summer. Here are some thing all college students are guilty of doing when the summer rolls around.

• All the Sleeping
  • I’m not talking about a good eight hour sleep cycle. No, you’ve become nothing but a hibernating myth to your family. Oh, it’s 3 in the afternoon and you still haven’t been out of bed. Does it look like you care?
• REAL FOOD.
  • No more of that dining hall crap. You are more than happy to scarf down all of your Mom’s home cooked food.
• What Is Exercise?
  • Back at school you had free access to the campus gym. No you’d have to, gasp, pay for your own membership. You’re a broke college student. Ten dollars a month is just not in your budget.
• Laundry? Laundry Who?
  • Now that you’re back home you basically revert back to your high school ways and rely on your parents for everything. If your laundry comes back clean once a week and folded on your bed you don’t ask questions.
• Fun
  • Back at school, most of us limited our fun time. Parties were always dampened by homework but now it’s all fun, all the time.