1. "Why is it so cold out?"

2. "I'm not sick, it's just allergies."

3. "Sooo, when's spring break?"

4. "I have plenty of time to study for finals."

5. *One week before finals* "WHY DIDN'T I START STUDYING SOONER?!?"

6. "Finals weren't that bad."

7. "Should I look decent for class today? Nah."

8. "Even though my bed is small, it's my small bed, and I am very comfy and I'm just very thankful for it."

9. "Do I really need this class to graduate?"

10. "Walking to class is the rain is the worst possible thing."

11. "Why are the washers always broken?"

12. "I should probably do dishes more often."

13. "Which Netflix show should I watch next."

14. "You will never do the reading before class in the morning, you need to do this NOW."
15. "How is this year already over?!"