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College As Told By SpongeBob SquarePants

Yay for being adults!

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College is a place for mature adults who know what they're doing with their lives, right? Wrong. A college student and SpongeBob Squarepants have a lot more in common than you think.

1. Actually getting into the classes you wanted for next semester.

Scheduling for classes, aka the Hunger Games of College, is the absolute worst.

2. Somehow the computers in the library always break when you need to print something.

Every. Time.

3. When your professor says you have to attend a job fair or speaker.

One time I had to go to a speaker whose talk was called, "The Power of the Handshake." And then he proceeded to talk for an hour about a business course he taught that had nothing to do with handshaking. Yay.

4. Walking out of a meeting with your advisor acting like you know exactly what you're doing now.

"Nope, I don't have any questions. It all makes sense to me!" *starts crying as soon as the door closes*

5. Walking across crosswalks during midterm or finals week.

If that car didn't kill you, this English paper will surely do the trick.

6. No one is going to stop you from eating whenever you want and as much as you want.

One thing every college student has in common: we LOVE food.

7. When you get up and ready for a class just to find a note taped on the classroom door that says class is cancelled.

Shout out to the professors who either cancel ahead of time or send an email. You're all the real MVPs.

8. Having two papers due, three exams, and a presentation all in the same week.

"Maybe if I pretend this isn't happening, it'll all go away."

9. Having mental breakdowns at two in the morning about your future.

I used to think when I was 20, I would have everything figured out. Boy I have never been so wrong in my entire life.

10. Walking into your 8 a.m. class on Friday like...

"At least I'm here."

11. Feeling like you will never feel fully rested ever again after the semester ends.

But hey! You did it! And that's something to be proud of.

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