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College Professors Explained As Horror Movie Characters

​Welcome to college, where your life seems to become more of a horror movie every single day.

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Ever wonder if your professor may secretly be out to get you after receiving that F on a paper you really worked hard on (and when I say worked hard on, I mean finishing it a few minutes before class). Well, this is the list for you!

With Halloween just around the corner, let's take a look at those angelic professors we have all come face to face with imagined as your favorite horror icons which may be a bit too close for comfort as you slowly think..."wait, I wonder if they moonlight as Michael Myers. I mean you never DO see his face in the film...."

1. Michael Myers- The Quiet One

Yeah, we've all been there. A professor who will never announce a deadline and just assume you know, someone who stares at the class and waits for questions to only create an awkward silence, the one who doesn't say much in their lecture only to create questions on the exam that deal with nothing you have heard before in your life or aka the essential silent killer to your poor grade point average.

2. Hannibal Lecter- The Know It All

Ah, this is a professor I have run into way more than I like. The one who seems to know it all, is a genius and charming all at once, and someone who can be so deadly to your grade and you never even knew it. I'm just going to go sip my chianti in the corner and eat some a fava beans thank you very much.

3. Freddy Kruegar- The Nightmare

This professor gets you when you least expect it...in your dreams. The one who seems to enter your dreams and destroy your sanity all in a matter of a night. You dream of failing, and then it happens in real life! That's some scary stuff...*shudders*.

4. Jigsaw- The Game Master

This is the professor who always seems to be playing a game with you, rather it be the game of guess how long it takes for me to make you cry, or the game of when is the next pop quiz, he just always seems to be a step ahead of you. While this one may not intentionally kill your GPA, he will make you work for it only for it to die in the end anyway.

5. Norman Bates- The Charmer

The Charmer aka the professor who pretends to be your friend only to murder your GPA and leave it in a room only for it to become skeletal and scare anyone who even so much as looks at it. This is the one you really have to watch out for because they lure you into a false sense of security and then...well, just don't take a shower anytime soon...

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