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20 Of The Worst Pick Up Lines That Will Make You Cringe According To 20 College Students

Pick up lines are only a good idea if you're an actor in a paranormal tv show, and even then...not really.

Anna Long

Mar 11, 2019

East Carolina University

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20 Of The Worst Pick Up Lines That Will Make You Cringe According To 20 College Students

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1. "You turn my software into hardware."

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Starting off with a good one, folks.

2. "We go together like hot chocolate and marshmallows...you're hot and I want to be on top of you."

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Not hot chocolate...it's too sacred...

3. "Are you a trap card? Because I'm falling for you."

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As much as I hate to admit it...this is pretty clever. But also: let me enjoy my game, dammit!

4. "I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice."

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*queue the eye roll*

5. "Are you going downtown tonight?"

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This is, by far, the most commonly heard pickup line on East Carolina University's campus.

6. "Do you eat or drink? Because I think we should do one of those things sometime."

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No thanks...I'll just starve.

7. "If nothing lasts forever...will you be my nothing?"

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8. "Are you strategically arranged carbon atoms? Because you shine like a diamond."

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For all you science majors out there.

9. "You've got an ass-signment I'd like to finish."

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This one isn't even worth saying.

10. "You had me at cello."

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I love a pun...but pick up line puns are a no-go.

11. "Is your name Summer? Because you're too hot."

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Followed up by "you're going to have to make me strip down."

12. "You want to come muddin'? I'd love to get down and dirty with you."

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I'd love to take a shower, actually...just not with you.

13. "Are you a Gryffindor, or do you mind if I Slyther-in?"

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"I'm a Hufflepuff, actually."

14. "Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I enter you."

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THE HORROR OF THIS STATEMENT. I have never hated anything more in my entire life.

15. "They say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth, but they've clearly never been next to you."

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16. "Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

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Nope...my name's Anna. Nice to meet you.

17. "If I told you I work at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?"

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*Takes off tool belt and throws it across the room*

18. "Do you have an ugly boyfriend? No? Do you want one?"

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As far as pick up lines go...this one isn't the worst.

19. "What's your favorite color? Mine's the color of your eyes."

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Ah, how original.

20. "Want to register your number in my PokeNav?"

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And, lastly... is it bad that I kind of like this one?

Like I said earlier, pick up lines are so last year. Even though admittedly, some of these are funny, trust me when I say it's a type of funny you don't want to be at the other end of. So, ladies and gents, let's stop with the pickup lines.

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20 Of The Worst Pick Up Lines That Will Make You Cringe According To 20 College Students

Pick up lines are only a good idea if you're an actor in a paranormal tv show, and even then...not really.

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1. "You turn my software into hardware."

2. "We go together like hot chocolate and marshmallows...you're hot and I want to be on top of you."

3. "Are you a trap card? Because I'm falling for you."

4. "I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice."

5. "Are you going downtown tonight?"

6. "Do you eat or drink? Because I think we should do one of those things sometime."

7. "If nothing lasts forever...will you be my nothing?"

8. "Are you strategically arranged carbon atoms? Because you shine like a diamond."

9. "You've got an ass-signment I'd like to finish."

10. "You had me at cello."

11. "Is your name Summer? Because you're too hot."

12. "You want to come muddin'? I'd love to get down and dirty with you."

13. "Are you a Gryffindor, or do you mind if I Slyther-in?"

14. "Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I enter you."

15. "They say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth, but they've clearly never been next to you."

16. "Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"

17. "If I told you I work at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?"

18. "Do you have an ugly boyfriend? No? Do you want one?"

19. "What's your favorite color? Mine's the color of your eyes."

20. "Want to register your number in my PokeNav?"

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It's so rude that we have finals.

1. When you look at your finals schedule and become immediately overwhelmed:

2. When your professor says that the final is only going to be short answer questions:

3. When you text your parents to tell them that you're going to have a mental breakdown and drop out of college and they're just like:

4. When you're trying to study with friends, but then you realize that you haven't gotten anything done:

5. Then you just end up going on your phone.

6. When you're two weeks away from finals and your professor tells you that you should probably start studying now:

7. When you sit down to take your final and the first question hits you like:

8. When you start the practice problems and you're just like:

9. When you're in your final and find a question that you actually know the answer to:

10. When that one annoying kid in your class says that the final was super easy and they aced it:

11. When you come back from your 7:30 a.m. final and crash:

12. When your professor tries to teach you new material a week before the final:

13. When you decide to eat away the pain that is finals week by ordering massive amounts of food:

14. Filling out course evaluations for that one difficult professor like:

15. When it's right before your first final and you're just like:

16. When your professor tells that you the final is cumulative:

17. When the kid next to you keeps looking over at your test:

18. Looking back on the outfits that you wore during finals week like:

19. When it's been two hours and you've only gotten through five notecards:

20. When you finally make it to the end of the week:

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