Parking. I hate it, you hate it, everyone hates it. Parking is bad everywhere, but college campuses are the absolute worse place to find parking. No matter the time of day, day of the week or who you have paid off to have a spot, you will not find one.
You circle the parking lot for about 20 minutes, you finally see someone backing up and you get the joy equivalent to a child waking up on Christmas. But then you see someone whipping their rusty car into the spot that had your name on it. By then, you should've been in class an hour ago and you're still trying to find a spot.
Depending on where your college is located, the spot you seek for can be life or death. Living in Florida, you need to find a spot with shade, it is essential for you to. Because if you don't find a spot in the shade, which you won't, you never do, you will walk back to your car after class and melt as soon as you open your car door.
At least in the parking garages there is always shade and less birds to poop on your car, although they still find a way in there and poop on everything you love. But parking garages were built by the very hands of satan himself. If I had a dollar for every time I have almost been hit by a car going too fast around the corner, I could build my own parking lot just for me. And everyone is crooked. No matter how much room they have, they will always be crooked. Which makes parking and getting out even harder for you.
Alright and let's just talk about the people who live on campus trying to get a parking spot. No, no, no, no and no. Us commuters actually need these spots and you are soiling it and then complain when you get a ticket. Stay in your own lane and stop taking our spots that we need.
And for the schools with dirt lots for parking, why? Do you hate us that much? Unless you have a lifted truck or Jeep with 4-wheel drive, you are getting stuck and you are getting stuck forever. Especially if it rains. Don't even bother coming to class that day. Dirt lots are never a good idea if I wanted to go off-roading I would.
Oh and we can't forget that if you live on campus and have a game school, you will be forced to move your car to accommodate to game day. As if parking wasn't already a nightmare, but now you have to fight for a parking spot a mile away from your dorm. Not today, satan.
Point-blank, parking at college campuses need to be revised and redone because it is an absolute nightmare. SOS, please help.
