Picking a major in college is a tough decision. You want to study something you're passionate about that's also easy to master and leads to a highly lucrative career. Seeing as this dream major has not been created yet, I've developed a new method for figuring out what you want to do with the rest of your life. Instead of looking at majors as death sentences, look at them as your favorite Grey's Anatomy characters. Disclaimer: This method has not yet been proven to work.

Archaeology: Teddy Altman

You're willing to explore different dating methods (like radiocarbon, trauma counselors, patients...).

Biology: Derek Shepherd

You've got some damn good genes (he's not called McDreamy for nothing).

Business: Meredith Grey

It runs in the family.

Chemistry: Arizona Robbins

The only field where alcohol can be a solution.

Communications: Christina Yang

Great story; tell it to someone who cares.

Computer Science: Izzie Stevens

You need to get with (and try to stay in) the program.

Criminal Justice: George O'Malley

Just so you can get a job as a secret agent and have an actual license to kill.

Economics: Owen Hunt

You're always ready to supply on demand.

Engineering: Mark Sloan

You're great at solving problems you didn't even know you had.

History: Lexie Grey

History might repeat the past, but you'll definitely repeat yours.

Journalism: Amelia Shepherd

You're great at constructing arguments no one will listen to.

Latin: Sadie Harris

Because being useful to society is overrated.

Nursing: Ellis Grey

Learning to save lives while struggling not to take your own.

Philosophy: Denny Duquette

Think about it... (I'm here for you.)

Photography: Alex Karev

You're always ready for another shot.

Physics: Addison Montgomery

Because what goes up must come down (as did her "Private Practice" ratings).

Political Science: Preston Burke

Your opinion is always wrong.

Pre-Law: Callie Torres

Your skills include arguing and overreacting.

Psychology: Richard Webber

Everything you do reminds me of your mother.

Speech Pathology: Miranda Bailey

You have ways of making people talk. (Now if only you could figure out how to get them to shut up...)

Statistics: Jackson Avery

You're skilled at crunching (numbers).

Zoology: April Kepner

You're a glorified cat lady.