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If College Majors Were Dutch Bros. Drinks, In Alphabetical Order

Your order says a lot about you, but so do college majors.

Jailene Matrecito

Apr 25, 2018

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If College Majors Were Dutch Bros. Drinks, In Alphabetical Order

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Where I come from, Dutch Bros. is kind of a big thing, up to par with the Starbucks and Einstein's of the world. The menu is extensive and your go-to drink says a lot about the kind of person you are, but what if we threw college majors in the mix?

1. Architecture - Dutch Canyon Frost

Can't go wrong with this one.

2. Art - Dinosaur Egg Frost

The colors, the vibrancy — express your passion through art and this cool drink.

3. Biology - Iced Electric Berry Tea

Very mellow, very down-to-Earth.

4. Business - Iced Double Rainbro Rebel

All I can think about is Hassyampa kids.

5. Criminal Justice - Cold Brew Double Torture

All in the name of justice.

6. Communications - Blended Palm Beach Rebel

Spring Break, anyone?

7. Computer Science - Iced Aftershock Rebel

Down that energy drink because you're going to need it.

8. Education - Birthday Cake Breve

You're planning to work with students and whether it be elementary or collegiate, you can't go wrong with this one.

9. Economics - Iced Dutch Mojito

These people like to go out every once in a while and get a break from the economy mumbo-jumbo.

10. Engineering - The 911

Packed with some extra shots of espresso because if you have ever met an engineering major, you know how much they don't sleep.

11. English - Cinnamon Roll Breve

Something tells me English majors are going to love this hot drink.

12. Environmental - Blended Eclipse Rebel

I see planet Earth in this drink, do you?

13. History - Golden Eagle Latte

Very patriotic.

14. Journalism - Iced Trifecta

Straight-forward and does the job.

15. Language - Horchata Chai

You're cultured, right?

16. Math - Hot Americano

Can't go wrong with a cup of joe.

17. Music - Iced Dragon Slayer

Because you're slaying them notes.

18. Nursing - Iced Shark Attack

It just made sense.

19. Political Science - Cold Brew Double Chocolate Mocha

Nothing like a cold brew mocha to start your day of public policy and political institutions.

20. Psychology - Cinnamon Dolce Freeze

You need something that is going to whip you back into a satisfied mood with a dash of spice, so why not a cinnamon freeze?

21. Undeclared - Vanilla Bean Frost

Because you're still figuring things out, and that's okay. Anything vanilla is safe, but you'll find your career path soon.

I am no coffee connoisseur, but here is my interpretation of twenty-one common college majors as Dutch Bros. drinks.

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If College Majors Were Dutch Bros. Drinks, In Alphabetical Order

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1. Architecture - Dutch Canyon Frost

2. Art - Dinosaur Egg Frost

3. Biology - Iced Electric Berry Tea

4. Business - Iced Double Rainbro Rebel

5. Criminal Justice - Cold Brew Double Torture

6. Communications - Blended Palm Beach Rebel

7. Computer Science - Iced Aftershock Rebel

8. Education - Birthday Cake Breve

9. Economics - Iced Dutch Mojito

10. Engineering - The 911

11. English - Cinnamon Roll Breve

12. Environmental - Blended Eclipse Rebel

13. History - Golden Eagle Latte

14. Journalism - Iced Trifecta

15. Language - Horchata Chai

16. Math - Hot Americano

17. Music - Iced Dragon Slayer

18. Nursing - Iced Shark Attack

19. Political Science - Cold Brew Double Chocolate Mocha

20. Psychology - Cinnamon Dolce Freeze

21. Undeclared - Vanilla Bean Frost

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We don't buy into these... just like how we don't buy our friends.

8. "The whole philanthropy thing isn't real, right?"

7. "I don't need to buy my friends."

6. "Oh, so I'll bet you love to drink."

5. "Can you tell me some of your secrets?"

4. "What do you do at your meetings?"

3. "Do you guys haze really badly?"

2. "Is it just like in the movies?"

1. "Sororities are so basic."

There are plenty of obstacles that come when taking care of kids, but it's a very rewarding experience.

1. You get excited when the parents purchase season passes to the pool.

2. You've become friends with the stay-at-home moms in town.

3. You get a chance to eat "kid foods" again.

4. You've traded in your cute purse for a large tote bag.

5. You have at least one car seat in your backseat.

6. Their nap time is your happy time.

7. Lunch time can be a disaster.

8. You have to play the same board games repeatedly.

9. You catch yourself using the same lines your parents once told you.

10. Your "mom-mode" kicks in at times.

11. Your heart melts a little when they do something cute.

You'll never find any souvenirs with your name on it

1. You know you are up next when the teacher pauses while taking attendance

2. When “I’m going to do my very best to make sure I know all your names” is said, it may or may be an empty promise

3. “Wow! That sounds so cool! Where is your family from?”

4. You dread when people ask you to repeat your name over and over because it “sounds so cool when you say it”

5. There’s a 50/50 chance that your name will come back either correct or incorrect at Starbucks

6. People try to find shorter, easier nicknames for you instead of calling you by your actual name

7. When someone famous or fictional character shares your name, you get so happy

8. “What’s your name?” “It’s [name]” “I’m sorry, what was it again?”

9. You’ve pretty much seen every misspelling and heard every mispronunciation of your name throughout your life

10. When you find another person with an “ethnic” sounding name, you both get excited

11. Despite the struggles, your name is pretty unique… just like you

Can I be excused for the rest of my life?

Don't Be That Person

1. “Oh, so you/your family are immigrants!”

2. “Is Puerto Rico near Mexico?”

3. “Do you speak Puerto Rican?”

4. “You look too light/dark to be Puerto Rican.”

5. “Do I need my passport to go to Puerto Rico?”

6. “Geez, you are obsessed with your flag. We get it, you’re Puerto Rican.”

7. “Why are you so loud?”

8. “So does your family know English?”

9. “Oh my god, Puerto Ricans are so spicy.”

10. “So did you eat a lot of tacos?”

11. “Are you Mexican?”

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