Where I come from, Dutch Bros. is kind of a big thing, up to par with the Starbucks and Einstein's of the world. The menu is extensive and your go-to drink says a lot about the kind of person you are, but what if we threw college majors in the mix?
1. Architecture - Dutch Canyon Frost
Can't go wrong with this one.
2. Art - Dinosaur Egg Frost
The colors, the vibrancy — express your passion through art and this cool drink.
3. Biology - Iced Electric Berry Tea
Very mellow, very down-to-Earth.
4. Business - Iced Double Rainbro Rebel
All I can think about is Hassyampa kids.
5. Criminal Justice - Cold Brew Double Torture
All in the name of justice.
6. Communications - Blended Palm Beach Rebel
Spring Break, anyone?
7. Computer Science - Iced Aftershock Rebel
Down that energy drink because you're going to need it.
8. Education - Birthday Cake Breve
You're planning to work with students and whether it be elementary or collegiate, you can't go wrong with this one.
9. Economics - Iced Dutch Mojito
These people like to go out every once in a while and get a break from the economy mumbo-jumbo.
10. Engineering - The 911
Packed with some extra shots of espresso because if you have ever met an engineering major, you know how much they don't sleep.
11. English - Cinnamon Roll Breve
Something tells me English majors are going to love this hot drink.
12. Environmental - Blended Eclipse Rebel
I see planet Earth in this drink, do you?
13. History - Golden Eagle Latte
Very patriotic.
14. Journalism - Iced Trifecta
Straight-forward and does the job.
15. Language - Horchata Chai
You're cultured, right?
16. Math - Hot Americano
Can't go wrong with a cup of joe.
17. Music - Iced Dragon Slayer
Because you're slaying them notes.
18. Nursing - Iced Shark Attack
It just made sense.
19. Political Science - Cold Brew Double Chocolate Mocha
Nothing like a cold brew mocha to start your day of public policy and political institutions.
20. Psychology - Cinnamon Dolce Freeze
You need something that is going to whip you back into a satisfied mood with a dash of spice, so why not a cinnamon freeze?
21. Undeclared - Vanilla Bean Frost
Because you're still figuring things out, and that's okay. Anything vanilla is safe, but you'll find your career path soon.
I am no coffee connoisseur, but here is my interpretation of twenty-one common college majors as Dutch Bros. drinks.