College Majors Described By Disney Characters | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Lifestyle

College Majors Described By Disney Characters

What does your major say about you?

194
College Majors Described By Disney Characters
Oh My Disney

Ever thought about your college major? I mean, have you ever stopped to think what others think of when they think of your major? For example, philosophy majors are typically noted for thinking about things too deeply, English majors are perceived as bookworms, and chemistry majors are known for being just like Walter White. Now, whether or not these standards hold true is a different story. Take your standard stereotype for each college major and pair it with a Disney character. The results are quite entertaining.

1. Education

As a teacher, you'll always be working with kids (even as a college professor). Many people think teachers are kids at heart, so follow your inner Peter Pan and never grow up!

2. History

History tends to repeat itself, which is why I find it so boring. For those of you that enjoy learning about old things, all the power to you.

3. Music

Channeling your inner Sebastian is an absolute must if you're majoring in music. You know all the right songs for all the right moments. Whether you're cooking in the kitchen or jamming in the shower, your Spotify playlist is always fire.

4. English

A common misconception about English majors is that they all love to read. Plot twist: I'm an English major, and I absolutely despise reading (I'd rather watch grass grow). However, for the 99 percent of English majors that do actually read, Belle is your spirit animal.

5. Psychology

We all know you psychology majors are slightly insane yourself. How else can you relate to your patients so well? (Kidding.)

6. Culinary

Trying to convince your friends that your creme bruelee is just to die for will start to have you looking like the witch from Snow White. We all know what makes those brownies of yours so good.

7. Dance

All of that moving and shaking is for a good reason! Shake what your mama gave you because job security is for losers.

8. Philosophy

You're always making things way too deep (pun intended, being in the ocean). Spinoza is your idol, but Dory is your spirit animal.

9. Art

The only major that teaches you how to convince your friends that you'll actually get a job. There are two career options as an art major: caricatures in New York City, or being featured in the Met. There's no in-between.

10. Marine Biology

Saving fish one day at a time (at least that's what I think you guys do). Maybe you can work at SeaWorld and save the orcas.

11. Fashion

You're always looking fly. Your bank account might be empty, but your wardrobe is full of awesome clothes.

12. Zoology

When humans disappoint, turn to animals. As much as you'd love to major in puppies, your school just doesn't offer that major yet.

13. Political Science

Convincing people that your opinion is the only one that's actually viable is what you're best at.

14. Business

Cubicles and paperwork are in your future. Enjoy having fun while you're in college because the desk life is just as boring as Mike Wazowski without Sully.

15. Statistics

When you're a stats major, everything in life becomes a statistic. Chances that you'll hate your job? Highly probable.

16. Nursing

You may not be the doctor, but you're just as good as one. You usually don't mind taking a look-see at your friends' injuries for the time being. You'll be the one that takes glass out of your friend's foot at the bar now, but you have bigger plans for your future.

Hopefully you didn't take these too seriously. Regardless of your major, you're unique to the field. Enjoy college while it lasts, because soon enough we'll actually have to be adults.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Student Life

A Few Thoughts Every College Freshman Has

The transition into adulthood is never easy

9639
Mays Island
Courtney Jones

Today I started my third week of college at Minnesota State Moorhead. I have survived welcome week, finding my classes on the first day, and being an awkward loner in the dining hall. Even though I have yet to be here for a month, I have already experienced many thoughts and problems that only a new college student can relate to.

Keep Reading...Show less
college

"Make sure to get involved when you're in college!"

We've all heard some variation of this phrase, whether it came from parents, other family members, friends, RAs, or college-related articles. And, like many clichés, it's true for the most part. Getting involved during your college years can help you make friends, build your resume, and feel connected to your campus. However, these commitments can get stressful if you're dealing with personal issues, need to work, or aren't sure how to balance classes and everything else going on during the semester.

Keep Reading...Show less
Relationships

9 Reasons Why Friends Are Essential In College

College without friends is like peanut butter without jelly.

4254
Bridgaline Liberati and friends
Bridgaline Liberati

In college, one of the essential things to have is friends. Yes, textbooks, a laptop, and other school supplies are important but friends are essential. Friends are that support system everybody needs. The more friends you have the better the support system you have. But you also have someone to share experiences with. And don’t settle for just one or two friends because 8 out of 10 times they are busy and you are studying all alone. Or they have other friend groups that do not include you. Don’t settle for just one or two friends; make as many friends as you can. After the first couple of weeks of college, most friend groups are set and you may be without friends.

Keep Reading...Show less
Lifestyle

The Power of Dressing Up

Why it pays to leave the hoodie at home.

3112
sneakers and heels
Sister | Brother Style - Word Press

For a moment your world is spinning. The phone alarm has just scared you awake and you’re flooded by daunting thoughts of the day ahead. You have three assignments due and little time to work on them because of your job. You’re running late because you’ve hit snooze one to many times after yesterday’s long hours. You dizzily reach for a hoodie, craving its comfort, and rush for a speedy exit, praying you will have time to pick up coffee. Does this sound familiar?

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

11 Signs You Live At The Library As Told by 'Parks And Recreation'

A few signs that you may live in the library whether you'd like to admit it or not.

2803
brown wooden book shelves with books

Finals week is upon us. It is a magical time of year during which college students everywhere flock to the library in attempt to learn a semester's worth of knowledge in only a week. For some students, it's their first time in the library all semester, maybe ever. Others have slaved away many nights under the fluorescent lights, and are slightly annoyed to find their study space being invaded by amateurs. While these newbies wander aimlessly around the first floor, hopelessly trying to find a table, the OGs of the library are already on the third floor long tables deep into their studies. Here is a few signs that you may live in the library, whether you'd like to admit it or not.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments