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College Majors Described By Disney Characters

What does your major say about you?

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College Majors Described By Disney Characters
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Ever thought about your college major? I mean, have you ever stopped to think what others think of when they think of your major? For example, philosophy majors are typically noted for thinking about things too deeply, English majors are perceived as bookworms, and chemistry majors are known for being just like Walter White. Now, whether or not these standards hold true is a different story. Take your standard stereotype for each college major and pair it with a Disney character. The results are quite entertaining.

1. Education

As a teacher, you'll always be working with kids (even as a college professor). Many people think teachers are kids at heart, so follow your inner Peter Pan and never grow up!

2. History

History tends to repeat itself, which is why I find it so boring. For those of you that enjoy learning about old things, all the power to you.

3. Music

Channeling your inner Sebastian is an absolute must if you're majoring in music. You know all the right songs for all the right moments. Whether you're cooking in the kitchen or jamming in the shower, your Spotify playlist is always fire.

4. English

A common misconception about English majors is that they all love to read. Plot twist: I'm an English major, and I absolutely despise reading (I'd rather watch grass grow). However, for the 99 percent of English majors that do actually read, Belle is your spirit animal.

5. Psychology

We all know you psychology majors are slightly insane yourself. How else can you relate to your patients so well? (Kidding.)

6. Culinary

Trying to convince your friends that your creme bruelee is just to die for will start to have you looking like the witch from Snow White. We all know what makes those brownies of yours so good.

7. Dance

All of that moving and shaking is for a good reason! Shake what your mama gave you because job security is for losers.

8. Philosophy

You're always making things way too deep (pun intended, being in the ocean). Spinoza is your idol, but Dory is your spirit animal.

9. Art

The only major that teaches you how to convince your friends that you'll actually get a job. There are two career options as an art major: caricatures in New York City, or being featured in the Met. There's no in-between.

10. Marine Biology

Saving fish one day at a time (at least that's what I think you guys do). Maybe you can work at SeaWorld and save the orcas.

11. Fashion

You're always looking fly. Your bank account might be empty, but your wardrobe is full of awesome clothes.

12. Zoology

When humans disappoint, turn to animals. As much as you'd love to major in puppies, your school just doesn't offer that major yet.

13. Political Science

Convincing people that your opinion is the only one that's actually viable is what you're best at.

14. Business

Cubicles and paperwork are in your future. Enjoy having fun while you're in college because the desk life is just as boring as Mike Wazowski without Sully.

15. Statistics

When you're a stats major, everything in life becomes a statistic. Chances that you'll hate your job? Highly probable.

16. Nursing

You may not be the doctor, but you're just as good as one. You usually don't mind taking a look-see at your friends' injuries for the time being. You'll be the one that takes glass out of your friend's foot at the bar now, but you have bigger plans for your future.

Hopefully you didn't take these too seriously. Regardless of your major, you're unique to the field. Enjoy college while it lasts, because soon enough we'll actually have to be adults.

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