If College Majors Were Caffeinated Drinks
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If College Majors Were Caffeinated Drinks

Nothing says "I'm intimidating and I mean business" like black coffee.

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If College Majors Were Caffeinated Drinks
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Have you ever wondered what your college major would be if it was a caffeinated drink? Probably not, but college is hard, and sometimes we need a little (or a lot) of caffeine to make it through our days. Here is a list of drinks that you need to try according to your major:

Business: Black Coffee

Nothing says "I'm intimidating and I mean business" like black coffee. I mean, do you think anybody would take you seriously if you walk into a meeting late because you stopped for a Starbucks frap?

Engineering: Redbull

Let's face it — engineering is hard work and you need some serious caffeine and sugar to power through all that stuff that I don't understand.

Chemistry: Irish Coffee


Because in chemistry, alcohol is a solution.

Pre-Med: Espresso shots! shots! shots!

You think you don't get enough sleep in college? Wait until your hospital residency. In all seriousness, don't overdo it on the espresso though, because doctors and shaky hands don't really mix.

Art: Soy Latte

Because no art student would touch dairy milk.

English: Cappuccino


You need something to help you cozy up with that god-awful book they have you reading.

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