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If College Majors Were Types Of Pizza Slices

Does your major and favorite pizza coincide?

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If College Majors Were Types Of Pizza Slices
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Pizza is a wonderful food that is quick, convenient and delicious.

It's no wonder why it is known to be a typical college students dinner (or 3 am snack). Every pizza has a different taste to fulfill the different desires of its customers. In a similar way is college students; every student has different majors to fulfill different career aspirations. Therefore, pizza and college students go hand in hand.

1. Art: Pineapple

Pineapple on pizza is a huge debate in our society. Art majors have a similar issue; there is a debate on whether art is a legitimate major. Also, art majors are creative and whoever decided to put pineapple on pizza was most definitely being creative.

2. Business: Cheese

Business majors are seen as boring individuals with monotonous work. Plain cheese pizza is looked at in the same way in the world of pizza. However, at the end of the day everyone could go for a slice of cheese pizza, just like how the world needs business majors.

3. Communication: Flat Bread

Communication majors take their skills much further than everyone else's. They may think that their communication skills and vocabulary is more exquisite than others. Hence why they would go with a more exquisite pizza.

4. Criminal Justice: Meat Lovers

Criminal Justice majors are hard working individuals with a lot of pride so at the end of their day they want a hearty, meaty pizza to refuel. Also, those that become cops will be called "pigs."

5. Education: Stuffed Crust

Education majors have a lot of skills to learn about teaching. Not only do they have to learn how to perform their basic job, but they must have a soft, compassionate inside to really make an impact.

6. Math: Square Shaped

Math majors obviously love working with numbers. They also like to measure obscure objects, and in the world of pizza, a square pizza is definitely obscure. It's a perfect match for the two. Also, geometry? Duh. It's all about shapes.

6. Psychology: Deep Dish

Psychology majors have to learn a lot about their clients. Just like a deep dish pizza, they have to keep digging deeper to find the root of their clients problems.

7. Science: Concoction

Science majors love to experiment so it is only fitting that concocted pizzas would be up their ally for experimentation.

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