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College Majors As Told Ty Drake’s ‘Take Care’ Album

Just like Drake's song....we’ll be fine.

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College Majors As Told Ty Drake’s ‘Take Care’ Album
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1. English Language and Literature Majors – “Marvins Room”

English Majors are the deep sensitive type constantly analyzing love poems and phallic symbols (ha ha). Just like’s drake’s ‘Marvins Room’ where he is analyzing the love of his life and her new relationship.

2. Accounting Majors – “We’ll be Fine”

Just like Drakes song, accounting majors know one thing….they’ll be fine. Their job market is consistent and their hard work is bound to pay off.

3. Criminal Justice and Corrections Majors – “Under Ground Kings”

Criminal Justice is a major with an immense amount of deserved pride. As drake says, “Do it for the city.”

4. Teacher Education Majors – “Make Me Proud”

Teaching majors are the future of America. As cliché as it sounds, they do what is best for the kids and their biggest accomplishment will be their students who will undoubtedly always make them proud.

5. General Biology Majors– “Shot For Me”

Because biology is the basis of.. well.. everything. So every biology major deserves a shot.

6. Nursing Majors– “Over My dead Body”

Nursing majors may die from all that is expected of them, but no one is dying on their watch. Not over their dead body.

7. General Psychology Majors– “Take Care”

“I know you’ve been hurt by someone else, I can tell by the way you carry yourself. But if you let me, I’ll take care of you.” Psychologists go beyond the person but into their experiences. Their deep way of understanding is all to help the helpless.

8. Math Majors – “Practice”

Practice makes perfect. Math majors gain their knowledge from constant practice.

9. History Majors– “Doing it Wrong”

History majors are constantly examining the past. Constantly wondering why people did certain things, and constantly thinking how they’re doing it wrong. As much as they hear about the problems of the past, there’s nothing they can do.

10. Communications majors – “Hell Ya Fucking Right”

Constant questioning is a key factor in this major. Those in this major are completely prepared for them though.. Hell Ya Fucking Right.

11. Art Majors – “The Real Her”

Art majors may be told constantly that they aren’t doing the right thing. But people shouldn’t have anything to say and you should follow your heart and do what you love.

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