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If These 31 Cats Had College Majors, Here's What Felines Would Be Studying

The list you've always wanted. Meow.

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Cats are relatable on so many levels. They're passive aggressive and temperamental attention seekers. They seem to always be hungry and take a lot of naps. If given the choice between being a college student or a house cat, I think everyone would choose to be a fat cat. Would you really rather have student loans than sharp claws?

But some cats would rather be human for some odd reason. Since they are unable to transform, they get really smart and make their way to college. This is what they look like in their given degrees.

Engineering

Overthinking every angle since the invention of the wheel.

Physics

"If I jump with x force at y angle, I'll get on that counter."

Graphic Design/Photography

Their idea of the the picture of you is always the worst.

Math

*calculating the number of pineapples*

Computer Science

"I found your problem. The mouse was disconnected."

Chemistry

"ALWAYS WEAR YOUR SAFETY GOGGLES!"

Agriculture

"It's a plant."

Art

When you don't have a house....

 Business

They're all evil tycoons out to get your money.

 Education

The crap they put up with.

 Nursing

"You're fine!"

 Journalism

Rule number one: write anything and everything.

 History

"You want to know more about Alexander the Great? He was born in..."

 Athletic Training

Focus. Hard work. Determination. Speed.

 Theatre

"Do I have the Grinch face right?"

 Psychology

"I understand why I'm an alcoholic."

 Animal Science

"Dog must feel better. Kiss make it all better."

 Philosophy

*ponders existence*

 English

"Boooookkkksssssss."

 Architecture

"Keep building up."

 Law

Will bail you out of jail.

 Medicine

Always look like they need another cup of coffee.

 Religious Studies

Prays to all the gods during finals.

 Gender Studies

"I don't know what or who I am."

 Finance

The rich one.

 Archaeology

Dig the rocks.

 Sociology

"Let's all get high together!"

 Biology

"Life is precious."

 Foreign Language

"Meow?" "Miao."

 Music

Just tell them they hit that high note. Even if you did go a little bit deaf.

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