Every college student loves Taco Bell. It’s cheap. It’s delicious and crying in the drive-thru is not only allowed but expected. If you have ever wondered what your college major taco bell equivalent is… here you go. You’re welcome. And remember Taco Bell happy hour is 2-5pm.
Undecided - Classic dollar beef taco
It’s nice and basic. You get fulfilled but it’s not what you go for.
Business - Smothered burrito
The business major is a smothered burrito. You are smothered in coursework. You also love to wrap up in something warm be it a blanket or tortilla.
Chemistry – Mountain Dew Baja Blast
Because only a chemist could come up with a drink that color of what I imagine the inside of a lizard looks like. And only a chemist could feel confident enough to drink it. Who ever said better living through chemistry includes Mountain Dew?
Nursing – Beefy 5-layer burrito with extra Fire Sauce
Because you’ll have to nurse your b-hole
Education – Cheese Quesadilla
Basic and kids go crazy over it. It’s great for the kiddos. Hopefully, you are too.
Psychology – Any Taco Bell breakfast item
Because Taco Bell breakfast item psychology majors are just as crazy as their patients and the only people crazy enough to eat the taco bell breakfast is you.
English - Crunch wrap supreme
Because we are supreme in every way. Bow down to our crunchy glory.
Political science – The strawberry popping freeze
Because you think it is interesting and looks good. But then you get into it and then just feel sick.
Computer science – Cheesy fiesta potatoes
Because everyone loves you and we thank you for your cheesy service.
