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College Life Told by Gossip Girl

"This Class Has A lot To Learn" - GG

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Spotted. It is midterms week and lonely boy did not start on his eight page philosophy paper. B yells at the chef for not making Chocolate Kumquat Spring Rolls with Lychee Martini. S missed her second class and Chuck wants to party and drink away. Anyway, you get the point. This is college life told by Gossip Girl.

When your friend took Psychology 101 and they start analyzing everyone you do


When the professor mentions extra credit


Teacher: Come to my office hours for any questions or help

*Comes to office hours for any questions or help*

Teacher: Did you ask a classmate? It is in the textbook.


Professor: Attendance is mandatory


When your meal plan is at $1.72 cents and no-one offers to buy you food


Alarm: Come On! Get Up! You'll be late to your 12 o'clock


When the Professor gave you a B when you really deserve an F-


When your schedule's too busy to make time for your sleep


When you and your bestfriend both failed the exam that y'all did not bother studying


When someone unknown wins homecoming

Professor: The exam is comprehensive


After a long day of doing nothing and your responsibilites kick in


"A slice of pizza: Arm.99 cents, Bottled Water: Leg.02 cents, Mini Nutella: Foot.50 cents"


When you and your squad see your RA partying


Beginning of Semester: Straight As, 4.0! No slack!

Middle of Semester:


RA: FLOOR MEETING! FLOOR MEETING!


*Professor hands out syllabus and starts Chapter 1*


These are just some of the many things that college life is about! Many may go through this and a lot might not. However, college it is what you make it. How? That’s one secret I’ll never tell.

You know you love me,

XOXO, Gossip Girl

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