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College Life As Told By Kevin Malone

"Do you like it as much as you like men's butts?"

Olivia Lyon
Apr 04, 2016
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College life is pretty difficult and, according to Kevin Malone, life in general is difficult. Throughout all nine seasons of the office, Kevin pretty much narrated college life for everyone, you just didn't realize it until you actually lived through your first semester of college.

1. When you literally just do not have time for anything, even full sentence

2. When your professors decide to all assign exams and essays in the same week.


3. When you come home after a night out with your friends and pig out of everything.

4. When you see your best friend's Snapchat story of you from Friday night.

5. When you're trying to do your homework.

6. When you finally get food after not eating all day.

7. When you talk to your best friends about your dream guy.

8. When you see yourself in the mirror on Friday night.

9. When your best friend tells you that you look like a homeless person for your 8 a.m. classes.

10. When you take your last exam for the semester and can leave for the summer.

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