When you get sick and you don't know how to handle it on your own and you're open to any solution that will keep you from dying

2. When you lose your headphones so you have to walk across campus without music

3. When you wake up late for an 8 am and it's 8:01 am

4. When you tell your friends to let you know if they find a party, and they don't.

Then the next day, they ask where you were

I was bathing in my ocean of loneliness.

5. Seeing one of your "unmatched" Tinder matches

6. Friends: "Don't. You look stupid when you dance drunk."

You:

7. When you've mastered Tinder dating and finally have everything under control

8. Project deadlines have you like...

9. Throw-back to your first Tinder date, amirite?

10. *Meanwhile at a Party*

Friends: "Okay, let's go. It's really late."

You: "Bruh, if the moon's up, I'm up."

Friends: "What?"

11. Professor: "This isn't a paper you can write and finish correctly the night prior to the deadline."

*Chugs 7 energy drinks*

You: "Bet."