*Some of these are actual quotes from myself or friends, others are just funny general statements*

1.

Paying $1 for bright blue and pink hangers instead of $2.50 on an all black set, because "They're just hangers. Who cares? Nobody is going to see them anyways. If they do, why would they care??"

2.

"Why would I get a fancy retractable lint roller for $4 when I could get $4 worth of $1 normal lint rollers?!"

3.

Off-brand soda is just as good as Coke or Pepsi if you're just going to put vodka in it!

4.

Caf food isn't as bad if you go with friends.

5.

Christmas lights are a year-round and indoor decoration.

6.

If you didn't sweat in the clothes you wore today, you can wear them tomorrow.