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17 Innocent Fibs College Kids Lean On To Cope With Everyday Life

"We'll be young forever."

Victoria Thalassinos

Sep 18, 2017

University of Tampa

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17 Innocent Fibs College Kids Lean On To Cope With Everyday Life

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Being in college is not easy by any means. We are finally on our own and forced to be both independent and self-sufficient.

That is not to say that we are perfect, because college students are far from it. We make poor decisions EVERY day. We try to tell ourselves that our actions will never have consequences and always think of the best case scenario, but we know that life definitely does not always work out that way.

Here are 17 totally blatant lies that undergrads tell themselves on a daily basis:

1. I can stay out until 3 AM and still make my 8 AM

2. I will not spend money today

3. I will dress nice to classes this semester

4. I will not procrastinate

5. Calories do not count at night

6. I will get a 4.0 this semester

7. I'm going to do laundry today

8. I will study tonight

9. I'm going to the gym before class

10. I will clean my room

11. I am doing great

12. I don't need to study for my test

13. I get enough sleep

14. I am not addicted to coffee

15. I will start eating healthier

16. I will only go out once a week

17. I am going to get my life together

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17 Innocent Fibs College Kids Lean On To Cope With Everyday Life

"We'll be young forever."

1. I can stay out until 3 AM and still make my 8 AM

2. I will not spend money today

3. I will dress nice to classes this semester

4. I will not procrastinate

5. Calories do not count at night

6. I will get a 4.0 this semester

7. I'm going to do laundry today

8. I will study tonight

9. I'm going to the gym before class

10. I will clean my room

11. I am doing great

12. I don't need to study for my test

13. I get enough sleep

14. I am not addicted to coffee

15. I will start eating healthier

16. I will only go out once a week

17. I am going to get my life together

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Leslie gets it.

Your professor mentions there's a test in a few days and you didn't know about it.

You spend all day long in class and now realize you also have to spend the next few nights awake studying.

You take out your textbook and notes, but don't have the energy to actually read them.

You keep reading the same sentence over and over, but it still doesn't make sense.

You can’t focus, and your roommate suggests you go to the library.

You realize there are still over 50 pages left to read.

You reach the two-hour mark of studying and get delirious and want to give up.

You take a Netflix and snack break.

Your friends told you they were staying in with you to study, but they end up going out.

Your friends ask why you need to study instead of having fun.

Your friends send you pictures of them out having fun, but you're stuck in the library and want to run away.

You walk out of the test and realize staying in and studying was worth it because you definitely aced it.

No, I'm not mad, that's just my face

1. You can't control it.

2. You are not always pissed off.

3. Most of the time, you're just fine.

4. Usually, nothing is wrong.

5. Sometimes, you use it to your advantage.

6. But you actually are approachable most times.

7. Fake smiling is tough.

8. You are not actually a b***h.

No one best represents the struggle like our favorite 90s squad.

1. When course schedules are released and you have a conflict between two required classes.

2. When there is only one section of a popular course.

3. Receiving the 18,000 emails reminding you to register ASAP.

4. When you need to see an advisor, but they are too busy/unresponsive.

5. Trying not to dress like a bum for your appointments with your advisors/department heads.

6. When you have a perfectly planned out schedule, and one class ruins it.

7. Carefully moving things around to accommodate a different class/section.

8. Waking up at 6:00 a.m. for your enrollment time.

9. Concocting a new schedule at your enrollment time after your original plan gets changed.

10. Getting into a class and filling the last available seat.

11. When all of your classes finally go through.

12. Realizing that you forgot a class that was a pre-requisite for everything else.

When your capability of "adulting" is put to the test

Nobody deserves to be living in poverty.

"Nobody living in one of the most influential nations in the world should be worried about making ends meet."

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