Thank god for "Jersey Shore" explaining all of college in just a few short seasons. Thanks for prepping all of us new kids for the craziness that is college.

1. When school starts back up in August.

2. And on the first day of classes you're already 10 minutes late.

3. Or when it's the first day of classes but it's syllabus week, so who cares?

4.When it is already 9 p.m. and you have no idea where the parties are.

5.And when you finally walk into the frat basements for the first time.

6. Or when all of your friends leave you alone to go to the bathroom.

7.And when all you want after dancing all night is to eat.

8.When you have to work after a night out.

9. Or when someone says they have a video of you from last night.

10. But worst of all, when you get kicked out of your room for the night.

After all of the craziness of the year, you know you're going to miss school so much. Who knows, maybe you can let your liver recover and come back and party even more next year. What you do know is you are going to miss your friends like crazy, and that this is some of the best times of your life.