13 Times A $13 Bottle Of Wine Has Made A College Girl's Life SO Much Better | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Lifestyle

13 Times A $13 Bottle Of Wine Has Made A College Girl's Life SO Much Better

Wine, you make me so, so happy, *sniffles* I love you.

792
13 Times A $13 Bottle Of Wine Has Made A College Girl's Life SO Much Better
Boldly//YouTube

Being a young adult is not easy.

22 is a much harder age than I thought it would be, and there are few things that get me through on a day to day basis, like baths, snuggles with my kitties, aaaaaaaand wine.

I mean, wine is everything good about the world put into a bottle, and it always comes in handy. Had a rough day at work or school? Come home and pour a glass of wine. Don't know what to bring to a party? Bring some wine.

The sound of the cork being pulled out of the bottle is literally just UGH. I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT. THAT IS MY RELIGION, RIGHT THERE.

So on that note, here are 13 times wine has made my life so much better.

1. Cracking open a bottle after a long day

I know that this may sound bad, but seriously, after a sh*tty day, I really, really, REALLY enjoy a glass of wine. Sitting in bed with my cats, some Netflix and some wine? Yes. It tastes good, relaxes me, and makes me feel all fuzzy inside.

2. Making family dinners *bearable*

Okay I am a huge family girl and this may sounds wrong. But I get nervous to be around family! We all have different opinions and don't even get me STARTED on when politics come up. The next best thing from running out of the house it ignoring everything and sipping some Moscato.

3. A glass of wine and a bubble bath

Throw some candles in there too.There is literally nothing more relaxing (or bougie). (judge me).

4. I mean: The Wineries in the summer

Catch ya at the wineries all summer guys, for real. Give me alllllll the wine slushies.

5. Sleepovers with the girls


Sleepovers aren't real sleepovers unless theres wine. Also, probably crying, but... yeah that's besides the point.

6. The smell that comes out of the bottle after opening it

If you don't sniff your glass while pouring your wine I may be judging you.

7. When you get to the last 1/4 of the bottle and are fEeLiNg GoOoOoD

Hate to break it to you but wine drunk is, indeed, the best drunk.

8. The wine sleeps. Ugh. Yes.

Falling asleep after drinking wine is like the most peaceful, serene sleep you could wish for. Ugh. So great.

9. There are so many choices

I don't care what color the wine is. As long as it's in my mouth, I'm a happy gal. I'll have a glass of white first, and then maybe switch it up to red. Let me taste ALL OF THEM.

10. It's suuuuuper affordable

Literally, even when I'm so broke I know I can always go get a bottle of wine. No shame in my wine game, y'all.

11. Whenever someones sipping and serving major side eye on "The Bachelor"



I mean, seriously? Should I keep going? I could do this all day! HAHAHAHA I JUST LOVE IT

12. A couple glasses if you feel sad isn't a big deal..........


........No comment.

13. Looking classy AF while drinking it

I feel like a bad-a*s classy chick when I have my wine glass in hand!!! Yes ma'am!!!


Drinking wine is always fabulous, but always make sure to drink responsibly!!! (and always drink water and take Advil before bed you're welcome!)

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
kid
Janko Ferlic
Do as I say, not as I do.

Your eyes widen in horror as you stare at your phone. Beads of sweat begin to saturate your palm as your fingers tremble in fear. The illuminated screen reads, "Missed Call: Mom."

Growing up with strict parents, you learn that a few things go unsaid. Manners are everything. Never talk back. Do as you're told without question. Most importantly, you develop a system and catch on to these quirks that strict parents have so that you can play their game and do what you want.

Keep Reading...Show less
friends
tv.com

"Friends" maybe didn’t have everything right or realistic all the time, but they did have enough episodes to create countless reaction GIFs and enough awesomeness to create, well, the legacy they did. Something else that is timeless, a little rough, but memorable? Living away from the comforts of home. Whether you have an apartment, a dorm, your first house, or some sort of residence that is not the house you grew up in, I’m sure you can relate to most of these!

Keep Reading...Show less
man working on a laptop
Pexels

There is nothing quite like family.

Family is kinda like that one ex that you always find yourself running back to (except without all the regret and the angsty breakup texts that come along with it).

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

11 Things You Think About During Class

Some of your best ideas come through boredom.

1185
bored kid
Google Images

No matter how long your class is, there's always time for the mind to wander. Much like taking a shower or trying to fall asleep, sitting in a classroom can be a time when you get some of your best ideas. But, more than likely, you're probably just trying to mentally cope with listening to a boring lecturer drone on and on. Perhaps some of the following Aristotle-esque thoughts have popped into your head during class.

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

Advice To Live By As Told By Bob's Burgers

The Belchers hold the key to a better life.

1540
Bob's Burgers
Adult Swim

Bob's Burgers is arguably one of the best and most well-written shows on tv today. That, and it's just plain hilarious. From Louise's crazy antics to Tina's deadpan self-confidence, whether they are planning ways to take over school or craft better burgers, the Belchers know how to have fun. They may not be anywhere close to organized or put together, but they do offer up some wise words once and awhile.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments