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College Girl

Inspired from Jamaica Kincaid's "Girl"

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Wash your clothes on Sunday so you are ready for the week; wash new clothes before you wear them; when buying new clothes, be sure it is modest; do not buy crop tops or ripped up jeans; try not to look like the slut you are so bent on becoming; always eat your greens and protein; don't become that annoying girl counting calories and only buying organic; this is how to be healthy; this is how to post on social media making you look healthy; don't post too much on social media; post updates for your family; don't post for attention and make yourself look like the slut I know you are so bent on becoming; this is a list of colleges that will make you look good on social media; this is a list of schools that will make you happy; this empty list is both; don't pick a college based off of school rankings; don't pick that school, that school is not prestigious enough; don't go out on weekends and become that slut I know you are so bent on becoming; don't stay in all the time and become a prude; this is how to drink coffee in a coffee shop; this is how to look hipster; this is how to look professional; make sure to drink your water; don't get up and in class to use the restroom; make sure to get enough sleep so you don't have those ugly bags under your eyes; volunteer, work, and get good grades; don't go to bed until your homework is done; school is your priority; do not take a loan out for college; go to whatever school feels right no matter the price; have fun on your weekends and make memories; work during every spare moment of your time; this is how to date; this is how to look like a lady; do not chase after boys; have women in your life that will help you recgonize the slut I warned you from becoming; it's okay to change schools if it doesn't feel right; don't switch schools too soon; try harder to make friends; go to every social gathering; spend time with yourself; love yourself before loving others; Are you really that self concerned and obsessed?; get up and work out; wear this to the gym so you don't look like a slut that you are so bent on becoming; this is how to get good grades; this is how to build a good resume; this is how to make friends; this is how to wake up after a night full of prayers that you wouldn't; this is how to make the best out of your current situation; but what if I'm at the wrong college?; you mean to say after all that you are really going to be the kind of women who transfers?

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