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College Explained By "Community"

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College Explained By "Community"

When you're a B.A. student in a Calculus class...


"Hey, want to go to IHOP? It's only 2:00 a.m.!"


The "Freshman 15" is no lie...


When you get dumped right before finals...


When your parents come to visit you...


Finals week got me like...


When you're required to take a foreign language...


When you remember you have a paper due the next day...


When a kid wears a different school's sweatshirt on campus...


When it's time for your new ID...


When you leave your roommates alone for a weekend...


"I just pulled an all nighter watching Netflix"...


"Yeah, I have 8 AMs every day"...


When campus wifi is slow...


When your professor counts attendance as a grade...


When it's Friday night...


"Hey man, heard you went crazy at the party last night"...


Those nights when it's just you and your Cup of Noodles...


There's always that one guy we hate...


...And girl...


When you talk to a football player on campus...


Every day of college is crazy.

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