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College Explained By Spongebob

Who knows how we all survive the emotional roller coaster college puts us on? Whether crying over grades, relationships, missing home, and missing our pets, or being super happy about the dining hall, the best paper you've ever written, and having a good time with your friends, college is something else.

When you first get to college:

Walking into your first day of classes:

After your first real assignment:

When your roommate tries to calm you after your cry over nothing:

When someone guest swipes you into the dining hall:

When you're awaiting a grade back on a test:

Then you get the test back:


When you see a dog on campus:

When you finally get your first good grade:

Enrolling in your first 300 level course:

Not caring what you look like in class at all:

When you have to go across campus in three minutes or you'll be late to class:

Finals week:

When you call your parents to complain but they couldn't care less:

Watching every girl that is dressed up on campus walk by you:

When you check your bank account for the first time:

When you try and study for your finals but don't know how:

Then you start your first Netflix series:

Your first trip to the dining hall:

Your second trip to the dining hall:

Trying to mentally prepare on the way to class:

When you go to class but your teacher cancels:

When your parents ask about your grades:

When you tell your parents about your grades:

Trying to stay in shape on top of everything else:

When you finally get to go home:

The first few weeks with your roommate:

The next few weeks with your roommate:

When you keep trying to avoid doing laundry, but it just keeps piling up:

When that same kid in your class answers every single question:

Overall, college isn't actually that bad. If you fail just try, try again.

College is made to prepare us for the real world, so take every opportunity and make it count!

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