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If College Was An Episode Of 'Archer'

College is the actual danger zone.

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Archer is a wonderful cartoon fully intended for adults. It's got wit, cynicism, and action--the perfect combination to generate a laugh in burned out college students. For some of us (especially those heading into finals week), these gifs apply a little too well. So step into the *danger zone* and get scrolling.

1. When your class ends at 1:00 but your professor's still talking at 1:01.


2. Your dorm has become your safe haven.


3. When the test questions are unnecessarily wordy.


4. When somebody spills food in your room and your inner mom comes out.


5. When you check your bank account after the weekend.


6. When you go to the dining hall during the campus-wide free period.


7. When you miss something in the notes because you zoned out.


8. When the rowdy crowd decides to stand outside your door at 1 a.m. as you're trying to sleep.


9. When you're THAT roommate on a night when you both can't sleep.


10. When you text the group chat just to feel like you contributed.


11. Getting assigned yet ANOTHER paper on top of the four others you still have due..

12. The bro code goes way beyond girls now...


13. When you're delirious from studying all night and you start making up words.


14. And finally, for the 21+ group during finals week...


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