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College Drinking Through The Eyes Of 'Seinfeld'

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College Drinking Through The Eyes Of 'Seinfeld'
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We have all had those nights where we go out and drink our problems away. All college students have been there and done that. Here is the drinking process explained by "Seinfeld."

1. You get so excited to go out.


2. When you get there, you have to get started.


3. You think you're cool and cute.


4. Now your jam is on.


5. After your dance session, you remember you came out to drink because of your assignments.


6. At this point, everyone is telling you that you've had enough, but...


7. And your friends are like...

8. Then it's time to go and you're like:

9. So when you finally leave...

10. And you do this:


11. Now you're trying to sleep:


12. When you wake up and you're like:


13. How much did you spend?


14. When you see the pictures on your friend's phone:


15. At the end of the day, you can't wait to do it again.


You made it through the night, morning and day. Now prepare to do it all over again!

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