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The Life Of A College Student As Told By 'Spongebob Squarepants'

If you are like my friends and me, you manage to slide "Spongebob" quotes into your daily speech.

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The Life Of A College Student As Told By 'Spongebob Squarepants'
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Most of us in college have watched "Spongebob Squarepants" at least once.

If you are like my friends and me, you manage to slide "Spongebob" quotes into your daily speech. I have found that so many of these quotes fit into my life at college, so without further ado, here are the best and most relatable quotes.

1. When you eat cafeteria food.

It'll go straight to your thighs.

2. Are you finished with your homework?

3. When you think about life after you graduate.

4. When you forgot you had a paper due in three hours.

5. Then you run out of ideas.

6. When you turn in the paper you wrote in three hours.

I got an "A", right professor?

7. When it's finally the weekend!

8. And you finally get to hang out with your friends.

9. What you wish would happen on campus.

10. When you've had a bad day.

11. When you accidentally walk into a different classroom.

12. To that annoying classmate at the end of the semester.

13. When you've gotten three hours of sleep and have bags under your eyes.

14. To that one professor that just doesn't get you.

15. When you decide to finally hit the gym.

16. When you've hit your limit.

17. When you're late for class.

18. When you have a reason to get out of class early.

19. Trying to take a test but your mind is blank.

20. When your roommates ask how your test went.

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