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College Told By Bob's Burgers

Bob's Burgers Narrates College

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College Told By Bob's Burgers

Even though college is stressful and difficult it is an awesome and memorable experience. You meet so many different people and try so many new things in these 4 years. Here are some encounters college students go through told by the characters in Bob's Burgers:

1. Trying to make friends.

College is awkward at first because you go to a new place where you don't know anyone. Since you're nervous sometimes talking to people for the first time ends up like this:

2. Flirting.

Everyone could take a tip or two about flirting from our girl Tina. I mean look at that hair flip ;)

3. Trying not to gain the freshman 15.

It is super hard to eat healthy in college especially if you're like me and get fries with everything. We all learn to find interesting ways not to put on the freshman 15.

4. When you can't sleep because the dorms are always super loud.

There always seems to be those girls on your hall that enjoy screaming or blasting music all night long which can lead to some restless nights.

5. Getting a paper back that you didn't work too hard on, but you got an A.

This is honestly the best feeling in the world and we all have to pat ourselves on the back for our BS'ing when this actually happens.


6. When the dining hall has your favorite meal.

Transitioning from home cooked meals to college food is rough. You quickly learn what days to eat at what hall and you never fail to appreciate when they have your favorite meal.

7. When you have an extremely boring professor that talks the full 50 minutes every single class.

Not every professor will be entertaining and there will be classes that you absolutely HATE.

8. When you don't know how to dance so you just awkwardly wiggle next to your friends.

This one is incredibly accurate for me. When all my friends are dancing I just wiggle like Tina.

9. When you have 2 tests, a paper, and a ton of homework all due the same day.

This seems to happen more often than it should. I am actually convinced all my professors get together and plan things due on the same day.


10. When you have a cute lab partner.

When you are blessed with an attractive lab partner those 3 hour labs aren't as bad.

11. Trying to look pretty in front of the guy you have a crush on.

Everyone should do this a little bit more discretely than Tina, ESPECIALLY in front of the guy you like(do it when he's not looking).

12. There is always one room on your floor that does this:

There is always a few people that begin celebrating Christmas on November 1st and mix their Christmas and Halloween decorations together.

13. Trying to subtly drop hints to the guy you like.

Tina always has those incredible pick up lines.

14. The moment we all contemplate dropping out.

There comes a point in every semester where dropping out seems like such a good option because the work never seems to end.


15. When there is free food somewhere on campus.

Say no more- free food and every college kid will attend.

16. When everyone pulls all nighters during finals week.

Finals week is the roughest time because you spend all night studying for an entire week at a time that you end up waking up feeling and looking like this.

17. Finally finishing all your finals and realizing you successfully survived another semester.

When you successfully complete a semester and all your stress is gone and you can finally enjoy yourself again is one of the best feelings in the world.


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