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College As Told By The Gallaghers

After all, maybe we are all a little "Shameless."

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College As Told By The Gallaghers

When college started, I could have used a show like "Shameless" to get me through the most annoying days. It was not until recently that I discovered this unreal show. Honestly, I am awful at finishing shows with long episodes and lots of seasons. But "Shameless" is always keeping me on the edge of my seat. There's everything from violence to romance and everything in between. Looking for comedy and action? Look no further.

The Gallaghers are probably the most iconic family to hit the TV screen. Whenever I am having an awful day, they taught me things could be WAY worse! When they are at their lowest low, the only way to go is up. "Shameless" has taught me a thing or two about human growth and getting to know myself, but more importantly it has taught me to live in the moment. Stay tuned for a glimpse at college as told by the Gallaghers!

1. Going into all multiple choice tests like

A, B and C all sound equally confusing, so I'll just go with all of them.

2. Failing a group assignment because one of your partners plagiarized

If you think you're working with us after this, think again.

3. Finishing all your homework and having a free night ahead


What is the move people?? Pub or Stag?

4. Searching for someone to tutor you in stats like

Help me -- I am failing!!!

5. Sleeping past your alarm and getting ready in 10 minutes


I have three minutes to change and get on the shuttle!!!

6. Thinking you're an amazing writer until you get to college

What is a rhetorical situation? Can I just write about how much I love my dog?

7. Sitting in Starbucks like

This guy has a scarf on and a double shot of expresso in his hand.

8. When you get a B after studying 10 minutes before an exam

There is a god!

9. Maybe school is not our thing, but professors should appreciate our other skills!

Listen I am smart in so many other ways...

10. Getting into the bar with free cover like

Now I have $5 extra to spend on Jimmy Hulas!!!

11. Successfully getting 500 dollars in your donor drive

All those Facebook posts worked out!

12. When a random girl in class asks for the quiz answers

Go google them...

13. How I feel having to clean my room without my mom

"But mom, what does Lysol even do??"

14. The college motto

Common sense!

15. Looking at girls who have x's on their hands from the night before

Just wondering, but did you go out last night?

16. Every activist on campus

We get it, Trump is not your president!

17. Getting that weekly deposit from Dad like

Help me, I'm poor!

18. Seeing kids get roped at the bar

Rookie mistake!!

19. Maybe if you cry, the professor will pass you with a C


I have a 69...please!

20. Wondering why no boys hit on you today

I mean, I am approachable. Come on.

21. Would do anything to not eat ramen for the 4th time this week


All I want is a Pub sub and iced tea :(

22. Meeting your partner-in-crime in college

We are trying not to get into too much trouble.

23. Sitting in lecture like

When am I ever going to use Algebra anyway?

24. Fighting the urge to turn around to the obnoxious frat guy behind you and say

Omg, you are like so frat getting with four girls on the grab-a-date, bro!

25. Standing up after a long chapter like

I did not listen to one thing you guys said. Anyone hungry?

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