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College As Told By The Cast Of Spongebob

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College As Told By The Cast Of Spongebob

"I'm ready, I'm ready!"

Those words were spoken by the one and only Spongebob Squarepants. We saw Spongebob throughout his boating school adventure and can draw connections between boating school and college. I hope your experience at college is shorter than Spongbebob's experience at boating school.

1. Procrastinating on a paper until the last minute.

2. Finally finishing that paper at 3 a.m. that's due that day.

3. When your crew can get together between classes.

4. When you see someone you know in your classes on the first day.

5. Rolling out of bed for your 8 a.m. class.

6. When you don't know the first question on an exam.

7. When you go to your first party.

8. When you hear something is free on campus.

9. Walking your friend back to your dorm when they've had too much to drink.

10. Getting unlimited access to the cafeteria.

11. When your roommate invites people over without telling you.

12. When your hall mates are being too loud at night.

13. When you hear that there's dogs on campus.

14. When your professor gives you an exam right before finals.

15. When you finally shave so you have to show everybody.

16. Everyone is asking you what your plans are after graduation.

17. When your class gets out early.

18. Or even better, your class gets cancelled.

19. When someone takes your unassigned assigned seat half way through the semester.

20. When you don't get the grade you wanted and have to remind yourself you don't have to drop out.

Spongebob Squarepants brings back nostalgic memories from our childhoods. While looking back on it, the cast of Spongebob was warning us what college was going to be like.

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