1. "Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise." Wonderful. Like being honest with myself when I say I know next week's exam will be a train wreck.

2. "One day, in retrospect, the years of struggle will strike you as the most beautiful." Does that mean more struggle equals more beautiful? My life will be GORGEOUS.

3. "Where does a thought go when it's forgotten?" When you find the answer, let me know. Geez.

4. "If you can't do it, give up!" You don't have to tell me twice. Time to nap instead of this Stats.

5. "From error to error, one discovers the entire truth." I bet no college students have made any errors in their lives. None.

6. "When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it."

7. "America is the most grandiose experiment the world has seen … but, I am afraid, it is not going to be a success." Did Freud predict Trump all the way back then??

8. "All my patience has gone into my work, leaving none for my life." This is pretty accurate, honestly. All out patience goes into school, and then my relationships go... well, you get the point.

9. "Unexpressed emotions will never die. They are buried alive and will come forth later in uglier ways." Well, this isn't a good sign. #stressed.

10. "The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is 'What does a woman want?'" I'm going to guess, probably not a text that says "haha and then what? ;)".