There are few individuals on this planet (real or fictional) who possess the raw intelligence of Ron Swanson.
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Ron's passion for bacon and lowering taxes is a unique combination that makes him a fan-favorite character on Parks and Recreation. Through his knowledge, masculinity, and love of bacon, Ron has provided us with several pieces of advice to manage the college experience.
1. When your professor tries to tell you that you can't start the essay the night before
2. When you studied for 26 whole minutes and still get an F on the test
3. When asked what you want to eat after 12 hours of straight studying
4. When asked how you feel about failing all of your classes and having no future
5. When you stop eating for pizza every meal and try to meet your nutritional needs
6. When your family asks why you never come home
7. When a professor tells you there will be a group project
8. When your boss offers you additional hours at work
9. When you write the paper the night before and still have 20 minutes to nap before class
10. When you give up on everything and realize alcohol is the only answer
11. When you are contemplating how you can become a better student
12. When you're filling out evaluations and trying to find a positive trait of your professor
13. When your professor tells the class the final will not be cumulative
14. When attending any type of social gathering
15. When your friends post pictures that you don't remember being a part of
16. When your friend successfully adults
17. When a freshman asks you where a building on campus is
18. When it's 3 AM and you're feeling intellectual
19. When your friend is seeking advice
20. When your parents remind you that you'll eventually have to enter "the real world"
21. When asked how you feel about the end of the semester coming
Thank you, Ron, for your wisdom.
